Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
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Top comments
isallwaysme 27
Virgins nowadays are like unicorns. There are none.
dzombie 15
I'm pretty sure that's why locks were invented.
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Comments (199)
NickaPLZ 26
Ouch. Bad first time with that...
Linkerdoodles 15
:U You should have locked your door, or if you don't have a lock, done it in the bathroom.
Shorty777 4
Why would you do that without locking the door?? You deserve it.
Pyro_Wolf 17
What if the door didn't have a lock?
saidoh_fml 26
If the door didn't have a lock then she had no business masturbating in that room in the first place. The YDI stands.
monnanon 14
if its her own room then she has every right she just needs to pick her time better.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
What if none of the doors in her house have a lock? Should she just spend all her time sexually frustrated? I mean one can say wait until night but even then it's not a guarentee someone won't walk in. She could wait till she's home alone but maybe she's never home alone. I had 3 1/2yrs likethat
chanellgymnast 17
Maybe you should've locked the door. Pesky family members, you know.
Supahnova 14
Locked doors aside, I think this is more of an FML for your sister if she's already lost her virginity at 12. I mean... that's just sad.
sourgirl101 29
You make a great point. Kids are starting younger and younger. Looking back I was way too young myself. I was just lucky not to have been an unprepared teen mom.
mattlw 25
It takes a willing person to wait until the right time. Too many people tie sexual status to social status.
rawr_ily96 24
Exactly. I'm probably one of the few in my family who has sworn to never have sex until they are married. My cousin, grandma, and mom all had their first kids when they were high school seniors... Well, between junior and senior year for my cousin.
shadow7x 10
she probably thinks that kissing means she's not a virgin anymore Lol
little_one 20
Losing your virginity is kinda a big deal. I didn't realize that until after, good thing he was good guy and husband material.
Helped 35
Well said.
mattlw 25
Just start hanging a sock on your door knob. I'm pretty sure thats like, the international symbol for.... Well you know.
sweetbliss3 37
Is she not a virgin to say something about you masturbating.. If not, I'm wondering where the parents were, that she's able to go have sex..
karlcolt45 19
she's prepubescent, who cares what she says
rattusrattus 19
On foot?
perdix 31
Big sisters can be so mean!
patacus 14
perdix can be down voeted? no way! on a side note... the fact that she's 12 and using the word virgin as if it. were a negative word implies that your sisters a ho.
fugger973 5
Im guessing that the reason perdix is being downvoted is because he said BIG sisters, and OP is talking about her little sister.
patacus 14
although its obvious op meant younger, she simply said 12. which by its self does not imply op's age. the original comment obviously had smart ass, and slighty perverted intentions. so I say, well done.
Helped 35
Agreed. :