Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
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Top comments
isallwaysme 27
Virgins nowadays are like unicorns. There are none.
dzombie 15
I'm pretty sure that's why locks were invented.
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Comments (199)
thundergodx 11
Ydi find some D ! =)
Thorzix 23
Kindly GTFO =)
BellaBelle_fml 23
And you should find a shirt.
charvisioku 22
Even if your door doesn't have a lock on it, you could've waited til nobody was in the house O.o
JSM21 1
where shouts in the UK do u live? maybe we could hook up
ZombieSazza 34
Smooooooth!
dogpup4 23
Really? Wow, that's just sad.
xXxHalfGonexXx 6
Hows your daughter gonna call you a virgin. you need to have the talk again
dogpup4 23
Sister.
scr_sensei 14
Reading comprehension fail.
asylumlane 23
Trying out a vibrator while kids are in the house without locking the door is a bad idea.
Filia_Palladis 8
I disagree. With that logic, you might as well say it's a bad idea to change clothes when kids are in the house, too. Just teach them to knock.
Jacksparrow72 21
When will people learn to lock their doors?
Filia_Palladis 8
Not everyone's lucky enough to have a lock on their bedroom door; no need to be so judgmental. A better question would be "When will people learn to knock?"
amifaiyaz 12
having trouble figuring out the relation between a vibrator and a virgin...
iLahYou 7
Is this the same 12-year-old affraid to be preggo from her "imaginary" boyfriend?
preranapachhai 4
How does she know that
mikeymayhem_87 15
I think that is called fapping and flapping, #66