Today, my girl bestie, who I secretly have a crush on, sent me a screenshot of my girlfriend tagging me on a Facebook post, saying, “So when were you planning on telling me you have a girlfriend?” I fucking told my girlfriend not to tag me on shit in social media but she did it anyway. Now my bestie won’t talk to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend’s girlfriend took his phone and blocked me on Facebook, all because I wrote him a heartfelt Happy Birthday message on his wall. I found out because he messaged me from another account explaining what happened. She refuses to understand that we’re strictly platonic friends. FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me and told me to untag him in a picture I posted of us on Facebook. Apparently his girl best friend saw the photo and got upset with him because he never told her about our relationship. She’s no longer speaking to him and he blames me. We’ve been dating for 7 months. FML
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML
Today, a girl I rejected, who is also a good friend, wrote on Facebook, “I’m never letting a guy get close to me again!” when I finally posted my new girlfriend. I avoided posting her before to avoid hurting her feelings because I knew she was still pining for me. Now I feel like an asshole and I lost a good friend. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
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maverick83 15
Good. Hopefully they both realize what a deceptive little weasel you are and ditch your lying ass.
GoogieWithers 25
Either you want to be with your best friend or you want to be with your girlfriend. Choose. You should be with someone who doesn't have to hide you on social media.
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maverick83 15
Good. Hopefully they both realize what a deceptive little weasel you are and ditch your lying ass.
GoogieWithers 25
Either you want to be with your best friend or you want to be with your girlfriend. Choose. You should be with someone who doesn't have to hide you on social media.
Zebediabolical 45
Juggling is hard. When you try to keep multiple balls in the air you end up with them in your own hands, generally.
Wadlaen 24
How can your best friend not know that you have a girlfriend? Now you might have to settle with just your girlfriend, as long as you can avoid telling her the truth...
ninithel 21
so much of a bestie you didn't tell her you have a girlfriend? you and I have different definition of "bestie". Mine doesnt involve wanting to sleep with them when I have a partner and not telling them I've crush on them.
juggalo2 22
This post is clearly written as rage-bait. Be better.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I hope you stub both of your little toes multiple times a day for the rest of your life.
jlc82 14
and that all his socks have holes in the heels and at the big toes and they are always slightly damp for forever.