Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in my workplace's bathroom and caught my reflection in the mirror. I had toothpaste smeared all over my cheek. I spent the rest of the day wondering how many people had noticed and said nothing. FML
Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML
Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML
Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML
Today, while giving a presentation, I felt something tickle my nose, but I kept talking through it. Eventually, someone in the front row raised their hand and said, “You’ve got a little, uh… something.” It was a full-on rogue booger. Hanging. Wiggling. For 10 minutes. FML
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Top comments
Clarinetrox 19
I guess picking your nose isn't always a bad thing
bethany_camille 0
hey how do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it!!! :D but that sucks!!!
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Comments (90)
deadpool91 0
awesome I prevented someone from saying FIRST! thank you, thank you!
Clarinetrox 19
I guess picking your nose isn't always a bad thing
jrgr 6
in this case it isn't :P
dolphincheddar 10
or wiping it with a paper towel? a bit more sanitary
sterlingarcher 1
ahaha wow that's amazing lol
SunshineBoy21 0
Pick it, blow it - do something. ps. job involves smiling all day? Wal-Mart greeter???
KiddNYC1O 22
36- No, the DMV. Oh wait...
ashseal 11
maybe a secretary.? or a sales-person.? either way sorry that sucks :(
j_cat187 20
suck and spit
PurpleRae420 0
EWWhow bout wipe it with something that doesn't involve your hands OR YOUR TONGUE!!! Picking is NASTY but sucking it out of your nose and then spitting it is WAAAYY MORE UNSANITARY *barfs*
princessRiRi97 0
strippers smile all day while guys make it rain on her
deafeningsilence 8
57, you would know.
ashseal 11
^^^hahaha
monkeebalz 0
snot his fault
staceysgenesis16 0
well picking your nose is still gross. and if you have a job that involves looking decent and greeting people OP, then you should have checked your nose before you started work.
TookaWooka666 0
Also OP couldn't feel it? I cab always feel something like that then I just go to the bathroom or blow my nose.
FuniiBunii 0
Yo OP what do you expect! The poor booger was bored so he decided to say hi 2 your clients , leave the booger alone!
Rachelxfmlx 0
i see what you did there, 10 internets for you. x :)
Clarinetrox 19
#66 punny...
Hotlanta 5
that sucks no one told you about your booger all day. you think someone would have hinted towards it
flighted 1
I hate when stuff like that happens. I walked around all day when I was in HS with a sticker visible on my jeans that said "Cheeky Hipster" ("cheeky" boy shorts from Victorias secret lol) I only noticed when I saw my algebra teacher staring at my leg and when I was walking home from the bus stop I saw it hahaah sucked.
ykthechild 0
oh they diid
bethany_camille 0
hey how do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it!!! :D but that sucks!!!
missy_lynn012 0
lol
jbo116 0
Lol. I laughed. I almost never laugh at comments on here.
wakeNmakePIZZA 0
that was so bad it was funny
josh5634 0
#52 You just ruined a pu well though
josh5634 0
******* phone... #52 you just ruined a perfectly well thought up phone.
bethany_camille 0
phone? did you mean pun? ha ha it's okay 52, I forgive you. (:
Casuality 6
It can happen to anyone, I guess strangers didn't want to put themselves in an uncomfortable position and were hoping someone else would tell you...Which obviously sucks. But if your friends didn't say anything I think it's time to find new ones.
VinegarStrokes 0
Seriously dude? Find new friends just because they didn't tell you about some shit hanging out of your nose?? Good call...
JenL_fml 7
I wonder how many friend you have left, #7, if you would advise someone to find no friends over a simple casualty. >.>
JenL_fml 7
new* omg, epic freakin fail. -.-
Casuality 6
Yeah, because I would expect my friends to look out for me. And save me the embarrassment. I know I wouldn't let my friend walk around with something that hangs out of their nose like nothing happened. It's even worse than TP on your shoes. o.o
silver0jay 11
hah! Snot rocket.
instnt1nfction 17
are you trying to make the duck face?
silver0jay 11
dumb shit
HugoBosss_fml 0
Oh well, i guess you're just a walmart greeter.
Macleod1942 0
So, you're the bogey-woman XD
princessRiRi97 0
shut up go eat donkey balls!
Macleod1942 0
eat the donkey's ****.
Jayymz24 0
you live and you learn(: bring a pocket mirror with you to work so that won't happen again!
sterlingarcher 1
haha agreed
livin_plur 0
always :)
staceysgenesis16 0
agreed! it always works :)
plebeianFelix 5
greet them with a medium-sized smile?