Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman. Instead of speaking, he looked at me, got up, and slammed the door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband making out with another woman in our couch. When I gave him the mother of all verbal lashings, he asked me, “Oh, you didn’t get my text?” The fucker actually announced he wanted a divorce over text message. He was serious. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my husband cheating red-handed, in bed with the other woman. His reaction was, “I was just joking!” and asked the other woman what she was doing here, and asked her to leave. Seriously? FML
Today, I sat my husband down for a talk for him to stop going to his female coworker’s house until 1-2am. He insists they’re doing work projects. He became so offended that I thought otherwise that he thrashed the entire living room, stomped out of the house, and slammed the door, completely dislodging it. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
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Top comments
WellThatWasRude 27
Slam the door shut on your marriage. I'm sorry OP, you don't deserve that.
aukaylaheath 16
I'm so sorry. You deserve SO much better. What a douche!
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Comments (110)
acp2002 23
first!
aukaylaheath 16
I'm so sorry. You deserve SO much better. What a douche!
Way2Fast8 20
Well, on the bright side, you can look forward to slamming the door in HIS face once you kick him out
keiNan_fml 35
#19you commented way2fast.
BananaCoconutty 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
He left you and the other women in the same room...
keiNan_fml 35
trying to be funny, eh?
PizzaElHutt 7
Hahaha the best.
lexiieeex3 32
No... He locked OP out of the room with him and the other woman inside.
khoov19 20
ur an idiot dude...wtf
A07 48
You're * If you're calling someone an idiot atleast do it right
khoov19 20
who the hell cares how I get my point across if it's grammatically correct or not this site is for humor nd to pass the time
WellThatWasRude 27
Slam the door shut on your marriage. I'm sorry OP, you don't deserve that.
VoldooPed 20
Should have just opened it again.
Isandri 29
And record it. or take a photo. I know it's not pleasant, but hey, it facilitates the divorce case.
Bono363 11
Haha should have open it and close it and open it. That will bother them.
Norja 33
What an asshole! He's gotta go.
Trinidad727 9
" These H*** ain't loyal " Referring to your A-hole husband.
WCARlover 35
These hams? These hats? The suspense is unbearable! :o
SubparAtBest 23
I'm gonna guess hoes?
rayman173 2
horses? hamsters?
Hoopachi 19
Horses and hamsters don't even fit in the asterisks
silverstream20 20
Wow! I'm so sorry you had to witness that OP. Clearly, he didn't care about you and more importantly he shows his true colours. You deserve better. Leave him and find someone who cherishes you.
Koalax3 18
So much of what you just mentioned is ****** up OP... But it's ok consider it a second chance, now you know, and you can look for someone that actually deserves to have you
jojimugo 20
Thats cold hearted ....damn that's really cold