Today, for 20 minutes, I watched my girlfriend use a mini flashlight to look for her keys in her purse. The flashlight was on her key chain. As were her keys. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML
Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML
Today, my sister couldn't find the spare key I gave her for my apartment, so I had to pay a $50 fee to the leasing office. Not 30 minutes after paying, she found the key. In her purse. On her keychain. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
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MidnaLink 35
How big is her purse that she spent 20 minutes on that?
TCRII 30
Did she get straight A’s in her last semester of college?
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Comments (15)
MidnaLink 35
How big is her purse that she spent 20 minutes on that?
Tiffani Carter 6
How big of a jerk are you that you let her do this for 20 minutes??
Isaac Shields 9
he's a hilarious jerk
EmDizzle2007 28
this is what we call blonde sympathy.
mas12806 24
I’m gonna assume you thought she was looking for something else, which is why you said nothing for 20min?
Henry8cooper 15
So she couldn't find her keys and needed the flash light. She found the flash light - so now she could look for them. I sometimes get the idea to call somebody while reading - which is always a problem because I can't find the phone. In real life I read on my phone - but my strange brain does not accept that my book and my phone is the same device 😂
acmariner99 25
Insert blonde joke here
TCRII 30
Did she get straight A’s in her last semester of college?
1gullible_bugger 34
I was thinking that too
alycion 39
We’ve all been there. Not for that long. But we have all done something similar.
Suaria 38
I think we've all done something like this. I've looked for my glasses before and then figured out I was wearing them.
Phil 14
I can't tell you how many times I've looked everywhere for my sunglasses...while they were on top of my head.
donb23 23
Is she blond?