Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML
Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML
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silentfog 0
your cousin ftw
shadow455 2
but isnt that what were all aiming for to get in girls pants
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Comments (156)
Nic_hole 0
lolz
Purplelover14 0
it's an fml cause she probally doesn't like the jonas brothers
KamilleBlack 3
Take it as a major compliment! The Jonas Brothers are so sexy it make me crap myself everytime I hear or see them!! OMJ!! I'm listening to JB right now!! I hadn't noticed!! :D
EmilyClaire 0
You shame girls. The Jonas Brothers are not sexy. Please don't ever mention that again.
renjilvr 0
I like your cousin lol
Americunt 0
YOU'RE DATING A Pussay. Time for lyrics: He's an Emo kid, Non-conforming as can be. You'd be Non-conforming too if you looked just like him. He stuffs his pants and has a mexican face, He's almost Emo enough to start shaving his legs. Cause He feels real deep wearing girl clothes in drag, I call it freedom of expression, the world calls him a fag. Cause the dudes look like chicks, and my bf loves Oli Sykes Cause they're both people one step below transvestite! Stops his breathing and slits his throat, He must be Emo. We don't have sex his d*** is tanned as hell, He must be Emo. This sh** took 5 minutes. ^^
star_ver 0
It shouldn't have even taken that long since you just replaced some of the lyrics from the "I must be Emo" video.
JustCyanide 0
Nop, little mistake, your boyfriend cannot be a Jonas Brother because he sings well. JB Don´t xDDDDDDDDDD
alex_vik 1
Your cousin = win.
Newbie21 1
lol
loveme2009 0
how can this story get on fml and it's not a fml it's just that u decided to date some one who's gay
MadeOfAwesome 1
He sounds hot to me. Bitch slap her.