Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML
Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML
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silentfog 0
your cousin ftw
shadow455 2
but isnt that what were all aiming for to get in girls pants
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SAM5000 0
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DeathShad0 1
LOL Cousin win. I love your cousin.
brianjman14 23
your cousin is win. i love him
luxornv 0
Actually, your cousin fails, because when you said "he sings well," that should have been a dead give away that your BF is not a jonas brother (the missed capitalization is not a mistake; they are not important enough to be capitalized).
RabenSchwartz 3
wow so apparently now just because a guy has dark hair, sings and plays guitar, and wears girl pants he's a Jonas brother....what has the world come to?
gobbledegook 0
lol
ThunderCaya 0
Since when do the Jonas Brothers sing well?
CarterColbie 4
Yeah that part of the description threw me off. Oh and girl pants? Since when did THAT become a turn on?
circajess 0
Are you complaining or bragging?
lightningthunder 0
Jonass Brothers don't play the guitar OR sing very well. But they do have dark hair and wear girl pants, so....
trueeast 0
If you wear skinny jeans you dress like a girl. you are a cross dressing faggit