Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, our family reunion began with my sister calling my brother's current crazy girlfriend by his last crazy girlfriend's name and ended with my dad telling my adopted niece that he wanted a family picture without her in it, but she could be in the next one. FML
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Top comments
Zebidee 9
Respond by acting with grace. Taking the high ground works every time.
rein 8
that would be your cue to start acting like a crazy chick.
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Comments (97)
Zebidee 9
Respond by acting with grace. Taking the high ground works every time.
xlord 27
Unicorns chose not to take the high ground in Noah's ark and look where they are today.
nromanyuk 4
Well since they don't even know u, his sister must have been the one who's talking about u to ppl. I wouldn't hang out with her if she's 2-faced. But I agree, how u reacted could make her friends feel stupid about what they said.
ducttapewallet 7
For some reason, I have a feeling that this will get near the top of the "top" list. Anyone?
ReynshineCutting 10
10 there actually were unicorns on the Ark (look at my pic). Poachers just hunted them to near extinction for their horns way back when so there are very few left.
KushMastaDisasta 3
45 clearly hasn't heard the unicorn song.
seanders 10
Sounds like your boyfriend's sister is what I call a Penny: Two-faced and worthless.
tjsomethin 9
Actually I am a unicorn so your argument is invalid
jessesgirl14 16
Valid and good point! Lol
ADayToPierceTheV 0
I like turtles
rein 8
that would be your cue to start acting like a crazy chick.
rattusrattus 19
Tell her crazy girls have more fun both in and out of bed. Provided its the 'wacky, quirky' kind of crazy.
itsalanis 25
oh my, how unfortunate. i hope you played it off and had a nice time overall.
missL1z 5
If I were you, I'd like to know why I'm crazy.
yamatelle 19
Or... She can just take this as an opportunity and act like the crazy bitch he claims that she is. Hell, she can go over to his uncle and tell him that, "she can't wait to get home tonight and make love.", and get away with it.
SomePinkTape 0
I see what you did there.
monzach 5
In an awkward situation like that, the best thing to do is start acting like a monkey.
ykthechild 0
Thats when u say "Ya his ex blah blah blah (make up name or something) was pretty crazy, one time she even.....(and make up some stories about her because deflecting blame almost always works)"
No_LoveMM 3
Except her friend introduced her :/
SteveTheJanitor 6
His sister*** read it next time morons
example947 0
That's a bit aggressive don't you think?
trangster612 2
Wow, um yeah, that's the worse possible thing to do you idiot
wistfulorangeade 12
That's always fun! I try to think of as many unique ways as possible to be deemed "crazy" by others. I haven't even had to kill anyone yet.
Roadkill007 9
well that's just great. Now you can do whatever you want and people will just attribute it to your craziness! now there doesn't have to be that awkward moment since they all have a preset expectation of you
rattusrattus 19
Except the preset expectation to be crazy.