Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML
Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML
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silentfog 0
your cousin ftw
shadow455 2
but isnt that what were all aiming for to get in girls pants
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TrollTrollTroll 0
does it look like i give a shit?
V_S234 0
Hahaha. I was describing to someone the kind of guy I like the other day and they said that same thing: "So you like Jonas Brothers?"
kikinemo 0
no one says that i was bitching either :) I just thought it was really funny, thats the only reason i posted it.
mae18_fml 0
well they cant sing very well so couldnt be them =P
iEmmiChan 0
Haha This chicks life isn't ****** buuuut I do appreciate that she thinks it though... cause her boyfriend looks like the Jonas Brothers hehe xD
catastrophicsock 0
YDI for dating a guy who wears girl pants
iheartjustinsane 0
^That.
cdawg4444 0
okay so who thinks 25 is a ******? I mean really mysterystar? is that some homosexual sex position?
darkpath 0
girl pants or skinny jeans? theres a difference now. if girl pants, wtf. if skinny jeans, your cousin is stupid. that sounds emo not jonas.
Americunt 0
Your cousin FTW. Oh lulz Dang in the pants. Well, look at the bright side. Wait... THERE IS NO BRIGHTSIDE. YOU'RE DATING A PUSSY. Time for lyrics: He's an Emo kid, Non-conforming as can be. You'd be Non-conforming too if you looked just like him. He stuffs his pants and has a mexican face, He's almost Emo enough to start shaving his legs. Cause He feels real deep wearing girl clothes in drag, I call it freedom of expression, the world calls him a fag. Cause the dudes look like chicks, and my bf loves Oli Sykes Cause they're both people one step below transvestite! Stops his breathing and slits his throat, He must be Emo. We don't have sex his dick is tanned as hell, He must be Emo. This shit took 5 minutes. ^^
dreasoowoo 0
lmao shit happens