Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML
Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML
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silentfog 0
your cousin ftw
shadow455 2
but isnt that what were all aiming for to get in girls pants
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Comments (156)
deevon91 0
too bad the Jonas brothers suck!!
LemonStarship 5
Sounds like a flaming ****
youEQUALtosser 0
You openly admitted that your boyfriend is a cross-dresser. What part of that makes you think you didn't deserve it?
emmmilyyy 0
where I'm from we have a word for dudes that wear womens clothing. trannies.. or just gay. I hope op is a freshman in high school cuz she sounds like she has terrible taste in "men"
luckyducky123 0
Many. Ick. They are so.. yucky looking! And how did the ugliest one manage to get married? Seriously. The youngest one looks like a prepubescent teen and the middle one is meh, but definitely needs to tame those brows.
stupiak 0
your cousin is terrible! the jonas brothers cant sing well!
xxxNataliexxx 0
Jonas brothers are ugly as heck! There singing sucks
brunette4life 0
how is this an FML?
racherose 0
@115 you're a steriotype. I'm thirteen and I hate Miley Cyrus along with Justin Bieber and of course The Jonas Brother. Actually, I like alternitive such as RHCR, The Strokes, Modest Mouse, The Gorillaz and countless more. So please don't judge peoples taste of music based off their age.
litzner_2013 0
wow. your dating a guy that wears girl pants. skinny jeans arent girl pants btw. so his life is ****** not urs for wearin girl pants