Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
Love is love
Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML
Top comments
bazzer69 3
Well go out and prove them wrong!
Bano360 25
Did they poke him to see if he's real?
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Comments (64)
bazzer69 3
Well go out and prove them wrong!
xlord 27
I know #1 was probably joking...but don't get into a relationship to prove someone wrong. It won't end well....
jipster 11
I first thought your name was brazzer :p
VannahJane 17
#13 OP was already in a relationship when they found out it was a joke to their family.
Roskie 16
#29 Yeah it's sort of worded that way, but it doesn't explicitly say so. We can't really be sure unless OP posts a follow-up.
worldclassrager 41
You love him that's all that should matter your families status on it is irrelevant...if they judge you as it as a joke that's their problem...
xlord 27
I read this FML as OP doesn't have a boyfriend and her ever getting one is a joke. I'm still not sure if mine or your interpretation is the right one.
SWC_Penguin 17
#2 is right. "Me not having a boyfriend is a joke" would be the opposite.
bluehero 17
Her family has a joke shared between them about her having a boyfriend. Meaning they find it completely impossible for her to get one and find it hilarious at the idea of her having one. That's how I read it.
chabelo 10
dont worry about what others think about your relationships the only think that matters is to choose someone that is worth the wait
MzZombicidal 36
Your family sounds awfully rude. Just focus on being happy and they'll come around sooner or later!
dakatabg 31
As long as you are good
zandalee 20
My family would always put me down by belittling me and laughing at my love life. I honestly thought this was how all families behaved towards each other until I met my husband to be.. His family actually help build me up. Years and years later they still try to put me down, that's just their way, but the thing is; I no longer believe their shitty comments!
Bano360 25
Did they poke him to see if he's real?
EpicSquishii 21
"Ha-ha she has a boyfriend" "Ha-ha I know right?" Your family is full of incredibly sad people if your relationship status is fuel for a "funny" ongoing joke. That would get old after the first time it was mentioned if someone in my family tried that shit about another person I loved. Like... How could you possibly keep that joke going for a long time? FYL OP for unimaginative and mean-spirited, boring family.
reallytho3 11
oh please it is not that serious my dude lol.
seeoseek 18
Nice boobs! Awesome mustache! :p
Cartera 10
23 - This isn't 2010. Stop being a ******* pervert on FML.
Jharrist89 12
Well she obviously intended for people to look at her boobs.... The pic says it all!
Cartera 10
28 - So you think it's appropriate to rudely comment at them?
EpicSquishii 21
lol "she" doesn't care what someone chooses to waste their time looking at. Boobs are everywhere, 98% of the adult female population has them. I really don't care about someone being able to see the top of my chest, it's just another body part. Boobs or no boobs, this picture makes me laugh, so it's my default.
anythingmustbe 18
This FML reminds me of the everybody hates chris episode when he says he has a date and the whole family break out in laughter
Jharrist89 12
You'll make them look bad later on.
SlapAndTickle 20
It looks as though no matter what you say on any FML you always get thumbed down. How many people have you pissed off?! LOL.
mnvikes 7
Bring him home and tell them off!
shinshoku13 19
Same for me XD
UnluckyGenius 21
Don't invite them to your future wedding, they might be shocked into a coma OP.