Today, I was talking to my guy friend on the phone. He said, "You sound depressed, I should cheer you up and give you a big hug." Jokingly, I responded, "You wouldn't hug something as gross as me." His response? "You'd be surprised." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I jokingly went over to a an attractive female co-worker and said, "You look like you need a hug". She told me she wasn't feeling well and didn't want to be touched. No more than 30 seconds after our encounter, she ran to give one of our more attractive male co-workers a hug. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML
Today, I weighed myself for the first time in a while and confirmed that I have put on a few pounds. I was feeling a bit down about it. I went to work and on arriving a workmate I hadn't seen in a while gave me a hug. She said, "I love hugging you, you're so nice and squishy." FML
Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
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d_hoffryn 0
That's what you get for fishing I'm afraid.
reset_button 0
YDI for fishing for compliments
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Comments (96)
amber_0314 0
that is soooo not that bad im pretty sure he was joking and if not that was ur setup so deal with it
midwestjerk 0
I think the guy was just playing along. If he was a friend of yours, it could have just been taking a playful jab at you with the hope that a little levity/joking would make you smile.
Hich17 0
Not even close to an FML. Quit being so sensitive. Just like everyone else said.
Rota 0
Fishing for compliments is an automatic YDI. And get less ugly while you're at it.
anthrodraco 0
Seriously? You're retarded. You fished for compliments, and then when he gave you a playful reply, you blew it out of context and whined on FML. FHL for having an idiot friend like you.
amaranthphantom 0
YDI for fishing. also for making your name one of the lamest pokemon. might as well just go with magikarp...except you're the one fishing!! ohhhh......
aremmert 0
YDI for fishing.
elizabethkeaton 0
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elizabethkeaton 0
baaahhahahaa. i came on here to comment "YDI for fishing." looks like "a few" other people beat me to it. now im just gonna sit here and laugh. baaahahahahaha. hahaha. hahah! hahahahahhhh.
AdvocataDiaboli 0
Guys often don't like (or even notice) when girls fish for complements. Y'know what? I'm a girl and I think it's stupid as hell too. Go read a self help book or something.