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Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML
Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML
Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I told my best friend that I liked him and have liked him for a long time. His response was "That's cool. So, when did you get a cat?" FML
Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
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Jonkbaby 23
Fyl. It really is tough for friends to go to that level if friendship has been established. Not impossible
RichardPencil 32
Maybe he meant it literally?
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Jonkbaby 23
Fyl. It really is tough for friends to go to that level if friendship has been established. Not impossible
RichardPencil 32
Maybe he meant it literally?
BurnInDemonFire 39
It's not 21st century courting if you don't share nudes. If you send him ten, and he sends back ten, that's the sign for you to go Instagram official. Kim and Kanye did something similar, only she posted so many that thieves worked out where she was staying, and were able to rob her, and he kept getting angry whenever people asked if he liked fish dicks.