Today, I was talking to my guy friend on the phone. He said, "You sound depressed, I should cheer you up and give you a big hug." Jokingly, I responded, "You wouldn't hug something as gross as me." His response? "You'd be surprised." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I jokingly went over to a an attractive female co-worker and said, "You look like you need a hug". She told me she wasn't feeling well and didn't want to be touched. No more than 30 seconds after our encounter, she ran to give one of our more attractive male co-workers a hug. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML
Today, I weighed myself for the first time in a while and confirmed that I have put on a few pounds. I was feeling a bit down about it. I went to work and on arriving a workmate I hadn't seen in a while gave me a hug. She said, "I love hugging you, you're so nice and squishy." FML
Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
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d_hoffryn 0
That's what you get for fishing I'm afraid.
reset_button 0
YDI for fishing for compliments
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Comments (96)
eeee93757 0
Fishing for compliments- 0 Epic winners~ 4,357,129,826
dirtylittlewolf 0
I think he was just making a joke, I make jokes like that all the time, learn to lighten up. :P
ogloc 0
It's so annoying when girls constantly put themselves down so we compliment them. Seriously, grow the **** up.
McFinder 0
did anybody catch that her name is Girafarig?
kcoco94 1
he was probably joking back. not being mean
Lisa_Emily 0
If by joking u mean u were fishing for compliments........ur lame.
jackncokejr 0
I hate when girls do that. If you're ugly and a guy is already being nice, don't keep pushing him into saying something he doesn't want to say.
imandien 0
he was probably hitting on you and you misread it.
Kofu 0
#76, #77, #79 had it pretty dead on. If you are attractive, stop egging a guy on for compliments. It's irritating.
daisydropper 0
Uh...I don't get how thats bad at all. Dude you must have self esteem issues, or it's just my englishness. It's a joke. Come on. You would die if you went to England If your spazzing out bout this XD