Today, I learned that not only do I have bacterial vaginosis, but I ALSO have gonorrhea from a hookup. The only symptoms I'm having? Anal itching. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, I learned that the burning sensation I get on my balls isn't from when my girlfriend poured hot sauce on my balls as a prank, it's actually gonorrhea. FML
Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, I found out that not only did I get the best blowjob of my life on New Year's Eve, I also got gonorrhea. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I got a call from my doctor telling my I tested positive for an STI (first time in my fucking life). Mind you, I got the call while my dermatologist was cutting open my butt cheek to drain an abscess. I also got told on top of the new hole in my ass and the STI that I also have a yeast infection. Happy Monday. FML
Today, I received a text from the woman with whom my boyfriend and I recently had a threesome. After years of fantasizing, I finally experienced what it was like to be with another girl. Now we also get to experience what it's like to have gonorrhea. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
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mickymoose1 15
There's quite a few online resources for how to care for your area down there as well as safe sex. Mild soaps at most and condoms are your friend. Getting tested between partners is also a good idea as you could be passing it along to others unknowingly as women generally go asymptomatic for STI's or have mild symptoms and so they go undiagnosed. Although the fml does not provide enough information to know if you were in fact responsible but If you're not responsible enough to have safe and responsible sex you should not be having sex.
RichardPencil 32
Is the FML here that you have two diseases and only one symptom? Should I hope you get the symptoms you deserve?
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mickymoose1 15
There's quite a few online resources for how to care for your area down there as well as safe sex. Mild soaps at most and condoms are your friend. Getting tested between partners is also a good idea as you could be passing it along to others unknowingly as women generally go asymptomatic for STI's or have mild symptoms and so they go undiagnosed. Although the fml does not provide enough information to know if you were in fact responsible but If you're not responsible enough to have safe and responsible sex you should not be having sex.
RichardPencil 32
Is the FML here that you have two diseases and only one symptom? Should I hope you get the symptoms you deserve?
Amanda G Rich 23
bacterial vaginosis isnt sexually transmitted. So you probably had issues with your flora before the encounter. stds happen at least it's treatable. find a good gyno and good luck. ignore all the **** shaming by the way.
finalyearsofhate 22
BV can be sexually transmitted as well. In this case, it sounds likely it was.
Chazzster 32
If I read the tea leaves correctly, today’s lesson is that it is possible to get or transmit a Sexually Transmitted Infection even with non-reproductive sexual contact - IE even if the penis and ****** do not meet you can still catch something. OP you need to see a doctor to help you deal with this. That’s the only one who can help you.
finalyearsofhate 22
At least you had something to alert you, I guess. many times women have zero symptoms. One more reason to practice safer sex and be an advocate of regular testing.