Today, I’ve been systematically sharing stories and posts about how love sucks and man-bashing memes so that my crush would regret his decision about rejecting me and choosing another girl over me. He DM’ed me : “Getting tired of your shit Melissa, I’m blocking you.” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML
Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML
Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML
Today, four months after my crush told me he liked me, a day ago he told me he’d lose his job if he dates me, so he's now blocked me and avoids me when we work together. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating online for the last year and who I'm madly in love with blocked me. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, a girl I rejected is making passive-aggressive posts, and posting stories with anti-dating quotes, and “Fuck love” and “All men are dogs”, making me look like an asshole. Am I an asshole just for having free will about who I date? FML
Today, the guy I like shared a repost on his Instagram story that said, “No message is a message. Take the hint and move on.” He’d left my last message to him on “Seen” for 4 days now. FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it and blocked him on all social media. The scary part is that I never told him where I work. FML
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UnbrokenRose 13
"I keep posting about how much I hate men, and act like I'd rather die than ever be in a relationship with one. sO wHy DiDn'T hE pIcK mE?"
copalolita 16
He dodged a bullet. You can’t make someone “regret” not choosing you as we all reserve a right to choose who we pick as a significant other. Accept that is their decision and move on instead of resorting to childish social media tactics. I would block you too. YDI
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UnbrokenRose 13
"I keep posting about how much I hate men, and act like I'd rather die than ever be in a relationship with one. sO wHy DiDn'T hE pIcK mE?"
Thaylok 17
Grow up and quit playing fricking games! not only did you drive one friend away but you'll drive others away as well. Quit watching and quit spreading that toxic crap. When you find a giy you like, be open and honest. learn to communicate effectively. Font play guessing games. Font play control games. don't play passive aggressive games. Be yourself and learn to use big girl words to tell him what you think and want. Total YDI.
copalolita 16
He dodged a bullet. You can’t make someone “regret” not choosing you as we all reserve a right to choose who we pick as a significant other. Accept that is their decision and move on instead of resorting to childish social media tactics. I would block you too. YDI
d j mom 9
you really are an idiot. grow up... unless you're still in high school, then it sounds about right. same maturity level.
Shzusuziq11 12
Do you really expect man bashing to make a man want you? How old are you?
UsernameNotFound404 21
Reverse psychology? Taking pity? I don't know
jlc82 14
he definitely dodged a bullet there
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Yeah, that's immature and pathetic on your part. Your crush doesn't feel the same way. Big deal. Welcome to life. What are you going to do when you have a REAL problem? YDI.