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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 16:46 - Ireland - Bagenalstown

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone, when I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart. He swore at me for being a pig, hung up, and has ignored all my subsequent calls. I try not to date idiots, but it's like I have a big old shithead-attracting magnet attached to me or something. FML

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ilovesuju 10

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:16

the fart fmls are always the funniest

SandiRainbowFish 20

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:18

Wow, like he never farts. What an ass. You deserve better, OP!

Comments

Caliborn_06 11

Sunday 3 June 2012 11:20

You sound vulgar and unladylike. Which is very unattractive. I don't blame him at all. YDI

Bekll 31

Sunday 3 June 2012 11:36

You'd be better off with a blown up sex doll then, because all girls pass gas.

baddawg365 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 11:28

To those who thumbed me down it was an earlier FML where a girl said she was so high she farted and her BF had jus walked in and she tried to blame it on the bird.

baddawg365 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 11:32

85- Are you kidding me? A chick ripping ass is different from smoking weed or smoking period. I mean how do you come up with that conclusion?

BenTaz 7

Sunday 3 June 2012 11:38

Farting is a natural thing. Do it loudly and proudly :) Besides, they sound so damn funny XD

mightymart 5

Sunday 3 June 2012 12:32

I like the fact that you used the word ******** to describe him when talking about a fart FML, so poetic

Helenarth 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 12:44

And here we have a classic case of Nice Guy Syndrome.

blackvyper 8

Sunday 3 June 2012 13:34

Wherever you may be let your wind blow free 'cause that's what killed my granny.

PoeSG1 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 13:53

Hell, everyone does it... Sometimes it can't be helped. If you gotta go, you gotta go! On another note, all i seem to date are cheating bitches so look me up. :-p

vman769 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 14:12

Disgusting and not sexy at all. Yeah we all do it, but a woman should preserve the sexiness. Probably would have reacted the same way as your bf myself. ;-)