Today, I was at working at Burger King as a cashier. A girl I met last night came in and said, "Aren't you that guy from last night?" Last night, I had told her I was going to medical school and was going to be a doctor in less than a year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. They informed me they were lawyers throughout the meal, which explained the gorgeous house. My boyfriend excitedly told them I was promoted manager at my job. They asked where I work. I work at Burger King. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML
Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I met a girl at an airport before an early flight, after I’d only had 3 hours sleep. She moved here for a job in radiology. We joked, laughed, flirted, and parted ways. I told my friend, who asked why I hadn't get her number. I joked I would’ve if she'd been a doctor. He then says, “Radiologists ARE doctors, duh!” FML
Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML
Today, I found out that the girl I tutored in high school in basic ENGLISH just received her PhD in Biophysics. I am now the manager of a McDonald's. I was also the Valedictorian of our graduating class. FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
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Top comments
MaryJane75 7
you could have just told her you were working there part time to help pay for med school
tehhotness 0
"no speaka the english"... then run
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Comments (114)
MaryJane75 7
you could have just told her you were working there part time to help pay for med school
Rach_star 0
Exactly.. Duh
mlipro 0
"What? I was working here last night.... Your positive?.... ****! my brother said he couldn't help me because he was studying." Now she thinks your twins. Problem solved.
deepunder 17
Using #1 idea it wouldn't be that big a FML, unless it wasn't a 1 night stand
Contrius 0
little white lies have a bad habit of coming back to bite you in the ass...
cheepcheep23 8
I'm not so sure pretending to be in med school is little....
WinterBlue42 22
Yeah. . That seems a tad more severe than a 'little white lie'. . :x YDI to the OP.
Hunthas 17
so do one night stands ;)
Broc 0
She didn't even remember your name, so she couldn't have been that interested in the first place.
tehhotness 0
"no speaka the english"... then run
The_Cait 0
I agree with #1...people in grad school often hold down shit jobs to help with tuition. If you're going to lie, learn to lie well and be quicker on your feet!
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
Today, I lied and I got caught. FML Stop approving these. Please.
SaintJared 0
I agree with #3. You obviously weren't that good.
actonthat 0
#6 took the words right out of my mouth.
runkatrun 0
Hahah, nice remark #7. But that was well deserved, and you know it, OP. But if you are going to lie, make sure that you're quick on your feet. #5's comment was pretty much everything I wanted to say. :)
imlaughingatyou 0
yeah you can always say you need the extra money.