Anonymous
United States
Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
eggs
Canada
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML
Laura
United States
Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML
Rizmo
Cedar City, United States
Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
Amy
United States
Not now, Kelsey
Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML
Eggs
Port Richey, United States
Today, I fell down in the street when a speeding car chucked a hard-boiled egg at my butt. While I waited for the feeling in my legs to return, they came back and threw more. FML
not a shitty situation so fuck you
San Francisco, United States
Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML
poopshooter101
United States
Volcanic
Today, I was at Walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong, she said that I'd "killed her nose." FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML
Top comments
MyMuse7 0
I would have pelted them with my shit
amerwin 3
I would've scrambled out of their as quickly as possible.
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Comments (222)
MilanKing 0
LMAO
kayemmjay 0
an eggcelent example of why you don't crap in public. xD
cyanidesandwich 21
you should have thrown your turds at them in retaliation
Peacewind 0
fake
Kitkat_4111 1
That's excstly why I don't use public bathrooms
alex182011 0
I can't stop laughing lol
mrdcrack 0
tragic
kalbrek009 20
I'd have grabbed the 1st one I could reach & dirty-swirlied his punk ass then pissed on the others. :)
yuggi1 11
That's what you get for taking a crap in public. Sheesh, why assult people with your shit smell?
loooooooooool_fml 1
Because not doing so will end up with you crapping yourself. I'd rather have people choke on the smell than having to shit myself. And then's the time when you shit yourself and the only real way of getting home fast is public transport. Yeah, same situation as you said, only more, more horrible and messier.
dirtyrussian97 0
your life sucks but it's funny as hell