Anonymous
United States
Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
eggs
Canada
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML
Laura
United States
Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML
Rizmo
Cedar City, United States
Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
Amy
United States
Not now, Kelsey
Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML
Eggs
Port Richey, United States
Today, I fell down in the street when a speeding car chucked a hard-boiled egg at my butt. While I waited for the feeling in my legs to return, they came back and threw more. FML
not a shitty situation so fuck you
San Francisco, United States
Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML
poopshooter101
United States
Volcanic
Today, I was at Walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong, she said that I'd "killed her nose." FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML
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MyMuse7 0
I would have pelted them with my shit
amerwin 3
I would've scrambled out of their as quickly as possible.
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melissa8998 0
The upside is, anytime you have a bad day, you can remind yourself "well, at least it's not as bad as the time I got pelted with eggs in that public washroom while taking a crap..."
Barney_Rubble_75 0
ha ha!
jadenstigman 0
thats why I always place my claymore facing the door before I camp somewhere
KyleUsesHacks 0
gamers code
rashott 0
you and me both
biohaza12d 3
FYL, op. That's hilarious as **** though lol.
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
Today, me and some friends went to the bathroom, all stalls were full and my bladder was gonna explode so I kicked down the door and threw eggs at the fat man on the toilet who was reading the newspaper! FML.
lilmisslovely13 15
2 things: one, i lol'd at your picture. and two, how would that be an fml? doesn't really make sense. :)
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
thanks! and it's a FML cus I had to pee and this lazy ass mofo was on the toilet
love102310 0
that really sucks
whiteham 0
sue them
soxfan72797 3
how eggciting :)
angelpies 0
I highly doubt that happened..
cdude200 10
that's a WTF just happened moment
ThinMints123 0
that stinks..