Kids: Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids...

By Anonymous - 19/04/2011 15:06 - United States

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 13:37 - Denmark

Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML

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MyMuse7 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:52

I would have pelted them with my shit

amerwin 3

Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:50

I would've scrambled out of their as quickly as possible.

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rashott 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 13:49

lol

goingscrimpin 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 14:33

that's a shitty breakfast I must say

yennj4 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 20:23

wow why a weird day happened to me too

Crash_1524 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 21:06

Id be pissed!

brins_fml 0

Friday 22 April 2011 6:05

I don't understand why people voted you deserved this...

Armaan 2

Friday 22 April 2011 8:31

tat sucks

Dontstealmyname 11

Friday 22 April 2011 10:52

LMFAO. Someone should've videotaped that. It would've been classic!

stffen 0

Friday 22 April 2011 17:57

you totally deserved it

n3mesis_fml 0

Friday 22 April 2011 21:52

**** you

girlmongo3 0

Friday 22 April 2011 23:22

umm I would kick their asses

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