Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend hit me on the head with a frying pan for a funny video, because she thought it would go bonk and make me do a funny reaction. She must be a new kind of stupid cause I got four stitches, a hairline fracture, and a headache. FML
Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML
Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML
Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML
Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML
Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML
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Naomimi_fml 6
Happy birthday!
botanistjessica 24
Obviously her engineering skills are sub-par.
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Naomimi_fml 6
Happy birthday!
numbersystem 4
The wounds heals. The laughter lasts forever.
HowAreYouToday 34
Aw. A concussion?! You really shouldn't have.
baconftw 9
It's the thought that counts.
ArielTheMermaid 17
"Megan? Why was your bucket on top of our door?" "Why was your door under my bucket?"
leCAPTAIN 1
Drake and Josh :) !!!
aj510 5
I hope yiu got some birthday sex op
NinjaBrick 1
From his sister... ;)
OoLogicalOo 4
92- No, his girlfriend. You're not funny.
onlychildFTW 34
Depending in how bad the concussion was, he may not have 69.
MrKrustyKrab 0
At least she gave you something for your birthday.
Nutz101 7
I wouldn't consider a concussion something that I would want from my girlfriend.
stinewd 9
Depends on how you get it ;)
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
46, you might be a redneck if you consider "safe sex" to be a padded headboard.
saintsrocksocks 10
It's funny, because 46 was talking about sex. You know, just in case you didn't know.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Really now 58? We all thought she was talking about getting concussions from car wrecks.
saintsrocksocks 10
Haha I was kidding shamus. I'm sorry you and many others had to read the unintelligible comment that I typed. My apologies.
wild_n_out 8
65, no offense but are you retarded?
eggmarie 25
Happy birthday to you.
eggmarie 25
Ah 1 beat me to the overused punchline.
HowAreYouToday 34
Surprise?
dheunwj 3
Lol
TheMaster15 10
^that was an immensely deep comment. I nearly cried.
pandabear125 0
More like "got ya" then they went to the hospital
botanistjessica 24
Obviously her engineering skills are sub-par.
perdix 31
Or superlative, depending on her motivation. Dunh-dunh-dunh!
patrickalamo 48
Tied the bucket to a rope. Pranks 101
StreetMaster 0
Yea bro!...she might have been trying to kill you!...motivation!
saintsrocksocks 10
Wow that's an interesting way to kill somebody. Drop a bucket on somebodies head. Nice use of your creativity, "bro".
StreetMaster 0
Make it look like an accident....sure
akallaan 7
Reality hurts...
Judahsh 8
Definition of reality- A bucket of water
blueandpurpleroc 4
Not as easy as it looks to pull off, huh?
tim240_fml 4
TV and Movies make it look easy!
perdix 31
Is her name Carrie?
lexeous 4
Oh my god.
NOOBSQUAD 0
Like Stephen king, I just read that book.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Maybe she shouldn't have put blocks of ice in it.
Nutz101 7
It doesnt say anything about ice...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
It's a joke. You know, to explain the concussion? An implied joke.
Nutz101 7
Oh my bad
KiddNYC1O 22
Fail.^
Link5794 18
It's less dense in its solid state, because it expands when it freezes. If the water was frozen, it wouldn't be lighter, it would take up more space.
crazydudefrom90s 10
She's a keeper
SqueakyChipmunk 22
What kind of keeper? A book keeper? A trapper keeper? A bee keeper? My brother's keeper?
hockeyoceancity 13
Maybe a soccer goal keeper?
owlfeatures 8
A keeper of keys and grounds at Hogwarts? :O
saintsrocksocks 10
Owl. I'm putting it putting it out there right now kids. Hogwarts isn't real. You're parents lied to you because they love you. Remember that.
owlfeatures 8
Saintsrocksocks oh no, you didn't just imply that Doby doesn't exist, did you? The Dark Lord may spare your life if you admit to be under the influence of the Imperio curse whil writting your comment, he may spare your life but not your soul. You will be roped into a life of slavery to You Know Who unless you seek the help of Dumbledore and join the forces of the Order of the Phoenix to fight the evils of the wizarding world. I have joined Dumbledore and his followers and now Voldemort will be defeated! Mouhahahahahahahaha! *rocks back and forward in a straight jacket and padded cell*
A7X_LoVeee 10
Dumbledore is dead.
owlfeatures 8
I forgot to put that it was before the Half Blood Prince, sorry