Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML
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Today, I sent a $120 bouquet of flowers for mother's day. When I called tonight see if my Mom got them, she replied that they were still on the doorstep because she "didn't want the dogs to get excited and start barking" when she opened the front door to bring them in. FML
Today, a guy left flowers on my doorstep. I got home to find my dad claiming he bought them for my mum. I told my parents they were mine, they laughed in my face. FML
Today, my sisters and I pitched together nearly $500 to send my mom to the spa for Mother's Day. We put the printed sheet with her info into a little box with our card on top. When she opened it, she freaked out and started hugging my dad. Turns out he switched the cards and took all the credit. FML
Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML
Today, after I took my mom her favourite wine, a card, and an expensive orchid for her conservatory, and also spent all Saturday afternoon with her and took her out for lunch, what did she post on Facebook? Her disappointment that I didn’t spend Mother’s Day with her on Sunday because I was working. FML
Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimer's. FML
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML
Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML
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jks0308 22
do you have a receipt or an email confirming that you bought the flowers? if you do, show that to her.
trucker2 33
Push your sister in front of the karma bus.... Only 1 of you will have a receipt.... Call her ass out on it, I front of your mother... Your sister sounds like a real ************
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Comments (51)
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Your sister is a turd.
whysobeachy 37
inb4 "dump her; you deserve better!"
jks0308 22
do you have a receipt or an email confirming that you bought the flowers? if you do, show that to her.
MummyRavyne 14
That's what i was thinking . Should have put a copy of the reciept in a mothers day card and said that's her gift
arano 29
I was thinking it would've come with some sort of card saying 'Love you mom, from your son' or something at least
walker9879 25
Time for revenge... Hehe. But anyway didn't the flowers have a little card attached to them or something? Or did she rip it off?
trucker2 33
Push your sister in front of the karma bus.... Only 1 of you will have a receipt.... Call her ass out on it, I front of your mother... Your sister sounds like a real ************
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Probably not the best insult to use in this case. Especially given that it was OP who she ****** over.
gatorclay97 28
Correct her, and also slap a bitch.
ragnarok1540 39
Nothing left to do but pull a Ramsay Bolton, and feed your sister to the hounds ...
mylsux 15
That sucks. To return the favor, send her a bag of candy dicks and pass them off as your sisters
korbo7 12
At least you didn't buy your mom chocolate fruit and have your dad eat them all
Attacksloth 33
I hope you have an order confirmation.
TheStriker316 3
And this is why Man invented Receipts!