Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I created multiple fake accounts on different social media platforms, just so I can have people to talk to. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
op call me! I can hook you up with some shamwows to wipe away you tears. Only $10.99
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
OP, don't listen to 5, I can hook you up with the exact same product for the cheap price of $10.98!
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Comments (101)
sam930 0
desparate loser
sam930 0
desparate loser
nerdsgetmehot 23
OP might not be outgoing enough to go clubbing or go to a party, but I think starting a conversation with a co-worker sounds plausible. :)
donkeyshlong42 1
you're a loser you should probanly jump off a cliff **** the telemarketers life for talking to u
sweet_candy_ 17
You should go jump off a cliff for that comment.
daydreamer995 0
Yur Not The Only 1 Lol
sixfoot2 0
well that's pretty lonely and can't say I've called a telemarketer cuz of that but I do know the feeling. trust me.
beagle40 0
Op should go to them gym and work out. he would get bigger and meet new people
Thejordan 0
I know how you feel :,(
MissBunny25 0
awwww! *hug*
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Telemarketers never call me ):
kaylala33 1
Aww :( I feel the same way sometimes...but I don't like talking on the phone so I wouldn't do that lol.