oxbonxo
Australia
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
lonely loser
Seattle, United States
Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML
lonelynessinCA
United States
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
HT BaaFly
United Kingdom
Today, after months of unemployment, my only social interaction was with my postman. FML
Anonymous
#LurkerForLife
Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML
Boyufd
Forever alone man
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
m2k
Canada
Lonely, so lonely…
Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that getting an awesome new phone with all the new bells and whistles doesn't mean that people will now actually want to talk to me. FML
Anonymous
Today, my social life consists of eavesdropping on my two coworkers chatting. FML
Anonymous
Riehen, Switzerland
Bad vibes
Today, the evening phone conversations with my boyfriend, after I finished all my tasks, used to be the one thing I would be looking forward to all day. It would keep me going. Now, they feel like one more task, one more box to check before I can truly relax. FML
that guy
United States
Today, I realized the only reason my phone ever rings is because someone needs help with their computer. FML
Top comments
thegr8destroyer 0
I'll be your friend
muchagente 5
that is not quite true. you also have the fml-website.
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Comments (46)
Penguinman909 7
go out and make some friends?
mmmskittles 3
at least OP is not like iPhone FML guy.
skyttlz 32
"go out and make friends" easier said than done
CrystalAngel 0
Well get some friends.. There's always someone you fit in with. [: You just have to give it a chance ^^
TheDrop 0
don't talk to people. be alone alone forever. die. it's the circle of life
DakotaCat 4
Sorry dear, this Fml has been done more times than the village *****.. Frankly, I don't give a cojone!
gusgus36 5
sad :(
florenzfang 0
make some real friends :) I thought Australians r d least lonely ppl in d world
FYLDeep 26
You ought to befriend a spell checker.
papaya_master 4
I second that.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
I fourth that.
FYLDeep 26
While the OP eats a corn-dog, or while Clay Aiken eats a corn-dog? Or both? Sucking down corn-dogs together maybe?
locaaaa 4
you can't get corn dogs in Australia. loser.
greek1919 0
**** mee
zkchild 0
They are true friends because they call back even when you say to stop.
muchagente 5
that is not quite true. you also have the fml-website.
jayAZ 3
thanks! what about FML!? that's social. :p