Poor choices were made
Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I created multiple fake accounts on different social media platforms, just so I can have people to talk to. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
Today, I felt so affection-deprived that I gave myself pep talks in order to feel less lonely. FML
Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated because I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone, I realized my mind had played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely, I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
Today, I realized I'm so lonely I would rather pretend I don't know I'm being cheated on than leave. We've been together a year and he's my virtual boyfriend. FML
Today, when I’m alone I suffer from crippling loneliness that makes me cry, yet when I have people around me or I try to go on dates, I hate it so, I make excuses to be alone again. FML
Today, I'm so hopelessly lonely that I've agreed to meet up with my ex for some semblance of friendship. FML
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RichardPencil 32
At least you are talking to yourself in a persuasive manner. If you were fighting with yourself over your solitude, a fistfight could break out and you might not have an older sibling around to say "Stop hitting yourself."
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RichardPencil 32
At least you are talking to yourself in a persuasive manner. If you were fighting with yourself over your solitude, a fistfight could break out and you might not have an older sibling around to say "Stop hitting yourself."