Today, I'm so lonely that I created multiple fake accounts on different social media platforms, just so I can have people to talk to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
Today, I felt so affection-deprived that I gave myself pep talks in order to feel less lonely. FML
Today, Facebook stopped working and I realized how emotionally dependent I am on social media. FML
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
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TCRII 30
Look for some activity groups (meetup is a good one). Dancing, biking, hiking, etc. are great ways to meet people.
Levi2411 41
Go make some friends, dammit. Get your shit together. :|
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TCRII 30
Look for some activity groups (meetup is a good one). Dancing, biking, hiking, etc. are great ways to meet people.
Levi2411 41
Go make some friends, dammit. Get your shit together. :|
0neiros 14
Go to Quora.com or Reddit, create ONE and only ONE account. On those sites people ask and answer questions, and unless you are a lunatic or a troll, you opinion will be valued. People aren't going to come to your door (Well they might but trust me, you don't want those kind of friends) you have to go out to them.
VJ_1015333503 6
know the feeling mate
bl3ur0z3 17
You're not talking to anybody. Just yourself. This officially means you're crazy.
RichardPencil 32
Inevitably, one of your accounts is going to start trolling another and then the shit show is on!
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
I actually do this but i mostly do it for attention
Sonotsuave 37
I’ve never done that but I think that’s a bit strange and that some time away from the digital world is good for you. This world’s beautiful and people fail to acknowledge it by isolating themselves on their devices. Even if you’re not too social, there are plenty of events going on in town, clubs, volunteering opportunities, sports, support groups, etc. Go find the ones that speak to you