Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I created multiple fake accounts on different social media platforms, just so I can have people to talk to. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
op call me! I can hook you up with some shamwows to wipe away you tears. Only $10.99
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
OP, don't listen to 5, I can hook you up with the exact same product for the cheap price of $10.98!
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Comments (101)
tulsafml 0
I love u too thx
kykyshay 0
Um? You need to get out more.
katwilso 0
don't worry everyone has these moments :) maybe use this as a time try a new activity that will get you back in the social scene like house league of some kind. things will get better :)
katwilso 0
and don't listen to all the negative comments. those people aren't worth a second of your time. good luck :)
DaPolack1984 0
call me 9172548704
joecool715 0
I'd talk to ya
anonymous595 0
ahh are you okay:-)
anonymous595 0
hahaha nice one!!
hunnybear1 0
I worked at a call center for awhile, this is actually very common, so don't feel like you are alone in doing this
hanghimXD 0
As funny as XD