Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I created multiple fake accounts on different social media platforms, just so I can have people to talk to. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
op call me! I can hook you up with some shamwows to wipe away you tears. Only $10.99
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
OP, don't listen to 5, I can hook you up with the exact same product for the cheap price of $10.98!
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Comments (101)
rusrsbrah 0
Go to a bar. Attempt to socialize. If you succeed, you get a new friend. If you fail, you get drunk. Win-win.
ancollins 6
It's when you start calling THEM that you have a problem
foxwithit420 19
thats not funny.. I am a telemarketer an somone kept me on the phone for 30 min acting as if they would buy.. I lost 4 potential sales in that time... Now my pay is cut :( FML
mataroki 13
You can always message me, im always up to make new friends and wont try to sell you crappy overpriced things from the internet xD
Couch_Potato 17
Awww honey I'm sorry. hey you ever need a friend add me message me on here and I'll give you my snapchat and number