stolen
United States
Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
noyodel
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Italy
Safe travels, Grandma
Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML
Anonymous
RIP
Today, someone took a shit on my father’s gravestone. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
Anonymous
United States
GTA
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Anonymous
It never rains…
Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Those ash-holes!
fmlikecrazy 0
oh gosh, that's bad. I'm sorry
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Comments (407)
jared134 0
wtf that's wrong
u_mad_bro_fml 13
Agreed D:
dirtyblond 4
On so many levels.
rdvfyubuyg 1
yep lol
banana_buddy 6
LOL WIN south park reference
KMilliron 2
Chocolate milk!!
foxman47 3
Epic South Park reference????? XD
xrainbowshadowx 17
I love that South Park episode!!(:
KMilliron 2
It's Rob Schnieder as Kenny!
venomisss 0
umm, that was overly random. I respect that
tessie98love 0
he was referring to a south park episode
InvisibleReign 0
There goes the coffee grounds ): I've heard ashes of fathers make excellent coffee....
Euronova 0
So that's why they call it 'Mr. Coffee'...
kritz0 10
Due Date anyone?
10thPrestige 0
Great movie(:
Wdgames 0
^This comment made my day. Mr Coffee. Ha.
Trupe 3
Probably stoned beyond belief. That's the only reason I can think for someone to steal someone's ashes.
tans_fml 0
I declare shenanigans... it's been done & I refuse to believe this many thieves are that stupid. http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/cocaine.asp
DavLynn 4
chocolate cake!
seanders 10
Gayboii. Unlike the bar you go to, FML is not a butt ******* free for all.
BadasS14 0
im sure that when they find out they are only ashes, they are gonna scatter them for you:)
RainbowHeadache 2
WTF? Get their asses for breaking and entering... & kidnapping.
omgitsmeaja 3
...really?
yankeefan912431 0
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NCR 0
Ok I'll murder your dad burn him and take his ashes? sound cool?
irockfendergirl 0
14- Yeah, of course you would say something like that. You're a piece of shit. I hope something like this happens to you one day.
omgitsmeaja 3
210-umm I think 191 said that because 14 was being a dick and that op deserved it..
Euronova 0
210 was talking to 14. Also, obvious troll is obvious.
skizza_fml 3
wow you're an ass hole, stop stealing our oxygen and crawl in a hole stay there, how does anyone deserve that? for keeping the ashes? maybe op's dad built the house and that was his happy place maybe they feel more at piece with his ashes there maybe that was op's dads wish to be kept close to his family, stfu ass hole
Briannaa6 0
of course u said that ur a Yankees fan
PhishloverA 14
#219 #210 was taking to #14.. And why does OP deserve it #14?