stolen
United States
Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
noyodel
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Italy
Safe travels, Grandma
Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML
Anonymous
RIP
Today, someone took a shit on my father’s gravestone. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
Anonymous
United States
GTA
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Anonymous
It never rains…
Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML
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perdix 31
Those ash-holes!
fmlikecrazy 0
oh gosh, that's bad. I'm sorry
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SenorAmore 1
I had my grandpas ashes mixed with the ink for my tattoo. Nobody is stealing that, unless they cut my arm off.
SMJ210 0
ewww
Rape_Laser 0
creepy
mackop 0
eww thats gross...
ScuseMePrincess 2
I'm truly sorry for that, OP, but this reminded me of that Doritos commercial.
Pheepqhee 0
I'm guessing the urn was very expensive or it was a family member/friend..
InvisibleReign 0
No it being op's father's ashes, does not mean it's a family member. That would be nonsense. (:
Sprocket 5
My girlfriend's mom's ashes were stolen by her family. Her mom wanted to be blown into the wind across the Thames, but is instead still missing in a jar. You're twice as likely to be killed by someone you know; same logic for theft because those close to you know if you have something worth stealing.
bv110 2
I think he's referring to the thief
greenorange75 8
Would that be considered kidnapping?
varkey 7
that's so messed up; why would anyone do that? FYL
xOnlyTaeNy 0
it was probably your relative or siblings snatching it.
SaharNar 0
awww damnnn..:/
datsamegui 0
that's messed up those people deserve to go to hell
javmuniz87 0
smoothies time...
shadowsegah0 0
how the **** did he deserve this u assholes?
melbadelb 0
agreed