stolen
United States
Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
noyodel
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Italy
Safe travels, Grandma
Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML
Anonymous
RIP
Today, someone took a shit on my father’s gravestone. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
Anonymous
United States
GTA
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Anonymous
It never rains…
Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML
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perdix 31
Those ash-holes!
fmlikecrazy 0
oh gosh, that's bad. I'm sorry
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Comments (407)
jazzygirrrl 0
this guy all fuckd up^
iFletch 0
Like your spelling.
MissMikkyy 0
that's awful, what an asshole!!!
jazzygirrrl 0
this guy all fuckd up
awardZu 0
Chuck Norris used your father's ashes to clean up an oil spill. Be grateful.
NCR 0
win
leeshxx 3
gayboii shut up you little bitch
amazinemo578 4
they must REALLY be craving coffee
makkwheel 0
love that movie!!!
TurboLCR 0
that sucks big fat donkey balls ....!
XxNinjaDaytonaxX 0
24 you're trying to get everyone to give you the love you've always needed because you didn't know your dad. no need to start to make this FML about you. there's one already on this page.
xoCOURTNIEox 0
who the hell would do that? their obviously not in the right state of mind.
elehctro_lights 0
People do crazy shit. Sorry, OP.