stolen
United States
Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
noyodel
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Italy
Safe travels, Grandma
Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML
Anonymous
RIP
Today, someone took a shit on my father’s gravestone. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
Anonymous
United States
GTA
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Anonymous
It never rains…
Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Those ash-holes!
fmlikecrazy 0
oh gosh, that's bad. I'm sorry
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Comments (407)
Alex_The_Human 2
nods in approval
julian24245 0
That's why I carry my deceased father's ashes everywhere I go so it can't be stolen. It's a good conversation starter.
weetmaster 6
Aww :( why would someone steal ashes? like ashes? yea that makes u look cool -_-
ginoy 0
wow that's not really FML that's really sad.... I'd be devastated :(
tazey 0
question: why were u carrying them with u???
rickilynn 0
OP clearly had them in his/her house which was robbed. common sense.
Mooshoo123 0
it's their father.. of course they would want to keep them close by. but it never said they carried it around. OP was gone and some sicko took the ashes
purplecowchik 5
its better than drinking them as coffee.
317theterrible 0
Due Date reference?
DaveDave7 3
someones going to be an unhappy robber. either that or they have some kind of ash fetish :-/
fatboy1 0
that suck
WeooBeans 14
Oh, that's so sad. That's a shit thing to do. Why steal ashes? Seriously.
IHeartJimi02 0
I totally agree
soketgo 0
dumb hood rats, did they just steal everythig they could see?