stolen
United States
Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
noyodel
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Italy
Safe travels, Grandma
Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML
Anonymous
RIP
Today, someone took a shit on my father’s gravestone. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
Anonymous
United States
GTA
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Anonymous
It never rains…
Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Those ash-holes!
fmlikecrazy 0
oh gosh, that's bad. I'm sorry
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Comments (407)
RyanMacVey 17
least you knew yer dad ):
Barney_Rubble_75 0
WTF?
kruzito 0
probably some nice coffee. --->due date mov. ref.
Finn_the_human 5
He needs to get aboard the knuckle train to Fist Planet!
RyanMacVey 17
17 - dont try an make it nawt about me
leeshxx 3
gayboii shut up you little bitch
MissBunny25 0
idk why, but this FML made me laugh so hard I nearly died... people say I'm heartless. no idea why.
RyanMacVey 17
HA !! thats wat you get fur bullying me
RyanMacVey 17
21 - why do all of yous aways bully me???
RyanMacVey 17
hell yeah :D
roadkill223 0
Some people really deserve a good old fashioned fist-pump to the face... /facepalm
eric8685 0
ha
PeteyPablo12308 20
The point of the FML isn't "at least he/she knew their dad"... The point is that their dads ashes got stolen, so STFU.
RyanMacVey 17
58 - well a guess am sorry but a was just saying things could be worse mate... that might actually help them more than telling them their life sucks coz they obviously awready know that
bgawne 0
Any minute I'm expecting to her macarroni boiling :)
Hamzii 2
the ****? their life could be worse? the whole point of FML is to write shit Thats happened in your life. Get ******* Tumblr if you wanna talk about not knowing your dad or write your own FML
RoxRoidz 0
Why, why didnt they steal a TV or something!? Nothing is more valuable than a father!!!!! ( even when deceased)
kkay_soccergirl 0
yeah dude it's not about you. get over yourself or right a FML about it.
RachelTheLoser 0
now THIS is an fml. wow, maybe that means yer robber knew you guys?
kaykay9080 5
Douche move.
kkay_soccergirl 0
77. who
MissMittens 0
you better check yourself before you wreck yourself.
MissMittens 0
you better check yourself before you wreck yourself
CheckMyProfile 17
right? O.o
bobateme 0
lol@ daxflame refrence. or that rap song.
chili_is_good 0
#39 that is hilarious and such a great movie.
penguinonastairc 0
gayboii & every1luvsboners, I ******* love the both of you.
LoveULolJk 0
you dont need to bitch to us about not having a dad.
benjimm1 0
what's the most confusing day in Chicago? fathers day u kno it's true, and stfu guy with freaky old dude profile picture ur a tool and u gross me out more than ur moms vag did
chuckychan 8
at least they didn't take the tv and 27 at least you have a family
chuckychan 8
at least they didn't take the tv and 27 at least you have a family
realfigueroa 1
y'all just gonna act like 37s comment didn't rhyme? smdh (-_-,)
MissBunny25 0
oh my pony shit. it did :O
samadams42 0
least ur dad doesn't beat you
NoMoreRainbows 0
It's weird that I used to hate gayboii but now I've come to respect him in a "I'll never let you borrow my pen, but otherwise we can be cool." type of way. @OP Steal their **** collection and THEIR Dad.
leeshxx 3
really I get moderated for telling gayboii to shutup? come on! I was doing the fml community a favour!
leeshxx 3
calling all grammar and spelling nazis, look at gayboii's profile.
Sirin_fml 47
@Leeshxx: I'm not sure what you mean.
leeshxx 3
aww sweet :) I swear it said it was before! thanks sirin :)
omgwtfbbq69 5
#39-I love that movie!
Insane_Tea 15
This reminds me of Dane Cook's "divorce by broken doors" bit. Oh and I not feel sorry for you O.P because I'm gad I don't suck at life as much as you do right now.
Hillebilly9669 1
BOOM
Alex94xela 0
stfu gayboi go give ur pen a ******* if ur tired of ur pen go buy some more from staples
yurhluv 0
uhhmm ya ur nice
nissanman_fml 16
Just ignore gayboii, he's an attention *****. Not to mention a sucker for a good pen
solberner 4
I thought your pen was your father O.o?
snoot 0
why are you all so mean to gayboii holy fudge
skeezle 0
cuz he's gay lol
mikolyshka 0
flame wars yay!
txgirl2013 14
so why does everyone care about his comment so much?
jess6blondie9 3
Dude, stop bullying him!
CookieMargoulis 0
gutted pal :(
dont_stop_believ 0
I'm sorry that's so sad ! also 1 stfu this isn't your fml but that sucks too
techweed 12
with an ass like that you can be as heartless as you want
Vagabond89 0
i totally agree with u
mrszombie 0
diddo :( </3
maz255 10
142 dude....da ****? like serious da ****?
heyheywaddup 7
awee
Navith 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe if you used them properly instead of storing them?
Euronova 0
How do you 'use' ashes, like as a seasoning?
ihasbrains 10
Don't be a ******* asshole, sir. First, you do not /use/ ashes. Second, not everybody does what you would like to do. Learn some ******* respect for people's beliefs.
rubyredringpop 0
#60 all the waay. :D
dugweacr 2
thank u
Sprocket 5
I personally love snorting them. Nothing like the smell of burnt flesh... mmmmn
shibainu519 0
^^^WTF?
dirtyblond 4
WTF?^^ This is so not Shane.
Trollawlawlawl 0
Could have at least made a good coffee out of him...
Redneck42 0
haha yes
bobsaggit 3
that's pretty low for someone to do that
larnee 0
why put that on FML? thats a sad story, not one to put on f my life...
DavLynn 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
darn, why haven't you scattered them already?
esu 5
yeah it made me sad
rawr9able 4
They stole the corpse/ashes of their father AND stole other shit in their house. That's a FML. -.-''
Randuhh_17 4
some people wanna keep them. not everyone scatters them.
Lqum26 0
Ya my father's ashes are stored in a vase on a shelf in our living room.
insanesna1l 0
Should have locked him in a safe. "Help! They stole my Dads ashes!" "Why was your Dad keeping ashes?"
franceypants 0
wouldn't that be sad? I would cry every time I walked by because I would think about how I knew that my dad was once alive and well and now he's in A VASE!!
DavLynn 4
yes but if you don't scatter them in a place of a memory or a place he loved then they ashes won't be in danger of anything ya know what I mean?
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Dad, you were like a father to me..
xanadu7910 1
I'm a cemetery manager, and KNOW, that's just wrong. regardless!
MrPacMan36 4
he could have been on his way there maybe?
msmandy 0
207- lol way to ease the tension of the topic!XD
mccrmatt841 0
I'm catholic, and even I think that that's a dumb thing to say. btw not everyone is catholic and most religions or bs anyways so stop trying to tell people they're doing wrong when they're having a hard enough time as it is.
megislaughing 0
you can still keep the memory of them scattered or not. it was there choice to keep the fathers ashes, you don't have to scatter them.
wendyyyy 0
2 - Thats a tad insensitive...
jessicagomez1990 0
wow... it's not what a church says it's what the bible says... you need to follow the bible not whatever church says what... because the church accepts homosexuals does that mean the bible does too?? no it doesn't..... follow the bible
dasilva777 0
lol ^^
fmlallthewaybaby_fml 0
I agree why the hell haven't u spread them yet?
glitterysnails 7
Why is everyone making the assumption their dad passed away ages ago? It could have been fairly recently and they're waiting to find the perfect place.
susannegela 0
You are dumb. Everyone has their preferences.
Rintharnian 0
Ignorant prick. Not the point.
KingCeltic77 18
For all you know, he could've died recently and want his ashes scattered over a far away homeland and they're planning the trip (I know it sounds cheesy, but I'm trying to be serious).
thebigtwinkie 28
that's horrible
RyanMacVey 17
dude at least you still got the memories... thats all that counts right???
savs11 13
Why'd you comment twice? And you actually don't know wether or not they knew their dad.
fmlikecrazy 0
oh gosh, that's bad. I'm sorry
XxNinjaDaytonaxX 0
3 some people save the ashes to bury later or just hold onto them. My nana did that.
Ldesu 0
Seriously, how the **** can people YDI this...?
Kkkdawg 27
Exactly what I was thinking.
perdix 31
Those ash-holes!
Jarvo_666 6
Buzzinga!
kazumaslayer666 3
made me lol
rubyredringpop 0
tru dat.
kayecaligirl 2
zing!
IdontWanna69 8
well done, sir.
EvilPotato 15
5 I see what you did there 17 you sir win for the Big Bang Theory script.
Kilroy15 0
PUNNY
EvilPotato 15
I meant 20
labanana_fml 5
win ^
xrainbowshadowx 17
lmfao!
Jdimp 1
lmao win!!!!
makkwheel 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! good one
mackop 0
hahahaha that was good!!
ScipioAfricanus 0
C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
spencerchu 0
I see way u did there :)
blahblahblah5_x 13
That's horrible .. Fyl indeed but I agree, at least you've got some memories
thatlovelygirl12 0
Wow who really stoops that low to steal ashes..sorry OP
Euronova 0
Perhaps they were stored in a very fancy, expensive-looking urn.
Tuesdays76 0
Or the people who stole them were drunk as hell. They wake up the next morning going WTF!! why do I have an urn filled with ashes?
movingtarget_fml 4
maybe he thought it was chocolate milk powder
chester75 5
wow I didn't know ashes were in such popular demand
naruske 4
Because, asshole, not everyone hates his dad like you. OP was probably very close with his/her dad. You can't replace your father's ashes...
gutzz 0
82, feel that breeze? It was the comment going right over your head.
Rape_Laser 0
yep
spencerchu 0
82 I like how u added asshole before u explained it