Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my partner's mother and I had been planning a little surprise get-together for his birthday. A surprise weeks in the making was ruined by my dad asking, "Aren't you supposed to be going to (his parent's town name) this afternoon?" in front of him. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
Today, I heard my dad complaining that he won't be able to go to a concert, because it's happening on my birthday. This is the first time he's even acknowledged my birthday in over ten years. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML
Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they'd remembered, my dad's reaction was, "Oh! Really?" My mom's was, "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML
Today, my brother asked if I could babysit his kids tomorrow. I declined, as tomorrow is my birthday and I have plans. This isn't the first time he's forgotten my birthday, and I doubt it'll be the last. FML
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Klima_fml 29
April Fools!!!
MegasaurusRex89 28
Silver lining: No need to buy him a birthday present! Honestly though, your dad's an ass.
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Comments (51)
jen1097 25
Throw one without him
jen1097 25
This prank is killing me hahaha
xleanne_aLly 23
Is it just my cell? Or do the last six FML's have really bad spelling errors?
jen1097 25
This prank is killing me hahaha
xleanne_aLly 23
Okay nevermind. Good one guys! LOL my head is still a little foggy, late night. And I was unaware it's April 1st. Better go prank my fam jam before they wake up.
xleanne_aLly 23
Stillll laughing about this! I'm reading everything in Cartmen's voice though.
Klima_fml 29
April Fools!!!
guitar93cd 8
Look at all the fmls. It seems they've been changed on purpose ?
BBeffedmylife 28
YAS. I was going through wondering why are these being published? Well played, FML team, well played.
RAH94 17
Thats harsh.
MegasaurusRex89 28
Silver lining: No need to buy him a birthday present! Honestly though, your dad's an ass.
erizonkim 17
Oh wow. That's kinda harsh!
abbyade 21
If he doesn't want you there, then don't go. He has maturity issues he needs to sort out. Don't be too offended OP, even parents are humans.
nonsensical 26
y u do dis?
adamwilcockson 20
What is with all the spelling and grammatical errors in the FML's recently?
Mynamewontfi 40
Did you look at today's date?
seriouslygrowup 11
I was thinking the same thing, then I read an FML of yesterday I remember, and saw the spelling was changed on purpose. Happy April Fools
flyingmind_fml 17
#13 u r killing us haha :p
flyingmind_fml 17
is it a prank too the comment i posted wasn't supposed to be here sorry #13
yuno_gasai_fml 34
I love how all the latest FML posts are April fools posts
chocolatelover96 14
Not just the latest, I just read some random ones from the last few years, and they've altered those too :D
confused90 17
Why is there so many FML's lately with bad spelling and grammar?
Afroninja4566 21
The FML staff is doing it on purpose. It's April fools.
yumad_aiden 13
The FML staff re-arranged the FMLs, even the older ones, to poor spelling or caps as an April Fools joke.