Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
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Top comments
WhackTheJackal 22
Oh god, hope she looked away when you finished. FYL
Smiley_70 22
More like FML for your sister. You did the right thing going private.
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Comments (111)
WhackTheJackal 22
Oh god, hope she looked away when you finished. FYL
xx000o 27
In its own it was still funny.
XPhoenixFire 17
Hope shes not old enough to remember it, could affect your relationship in the future.
santosb1 11
She was probably wondering why you stood up peeing, and why you had to **** it so many times to finish
LocsOn 13
thats called getting more than you paid for
23lf 16
Guys do stand up when they pee...I'm going to guess you're a girl in middle school.
soccerguy2o1 7
Im pretty sure girls in middle school know that
WhackTheJackal 22
I got the featured comment, im so happy.
natheitz 23
Why would he finish?
WhackTheJackal 22
OP did not specify that he saw/heard her before finishing.
BlueConverse 7
Gee, thanks.
thefmlman2011 37
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
ewww! that's nasty! I feel sorry for your sister. hand her the blewch so she can bleach her eyes IMMEDIATELY!
ChenEighty 20
Blewch has to be the best misspelling ever. BLEEEEWCH
mikepzz 27
That won't become a "thing" will it?
Mauskau 36
They said that about pwned and.. I forgot the rest.
Crazycucumbers 8
Blewch, starring Ichwgo.
ZombieSazza 34
Ain't gunna be a ought eye bleach fo dat!
thefmlman2011 37
Am I only getting down voted because of a misspelt word?
gennyv 29
No, also because it was a stupid comment in general. :)
thefmlman2011 37
note to self, never race for first
AfroSamurai3000 9
You can't rush a meaningful comment just cause you wanna go to first otherwise you sound sour and uptight like in this comment ?
Smiley_70 22
More like FML for your sister. You did the right thing going private.
sayyestothedress 24
If OP's sister put an FML she'd get more YDI that FYL!
oreoeater 21
#25 its not like she could've seen that coming, I mean he doesn't specify an age but Im assuming she's a bit young and probably didnt even know what he was doing.... I hope.....
djb137 4
#94 well I'm pretty sure she eventually saw it coming
saba_ajira 29
I hope she wasn't old enough to know what you were doing. None the less, FYL OP.
Goblin182 27
It might be better if she did know what he was doing. "Little sister" is vague, she could be 16 years old.
slamdunkinoreo 7
I could be wrong but I don't think 16year old girl.could be that immature . I'm guessing like 11years old.
zBLAKEz 23
Maybe do it in your room next time and check to make sure no one's around.
laden_swallow09 35
What, little children don't think it's fun to hide in someone's bedroom closet? Wouldn't matter.
brand125 17
5 - so youre implying that a sister (or anyone) is less likely to hide in a bedroom closet rather than a bathroom one? thats some backwards logic
randome101 12
People do it in the bathroom instead of their room for the exact reason of nobody is suppose to be in there, going back to the bedroom increases chances of being caught
klg32 17
That's why you lock ur bedroom door if you're doing it there
tony1891 22
little sister will be blackmailing you for life now.
oreoeater 21
Or she might need therapy
nolannolan16 8
Wow... Now she knows not to intrude on others personal time....
s3kShUn47 20
Jeez, I'm speechless. I'm not sure who I feel worse for, OP, or their sister
junkman6 22
Well it's almost Halloween so expect assholes(I mean wonderful people with great holiday spirit) to be jumping out of everywhere trying to scare you.
snippit 18
Follow up op !
pinkster2014 25
I second this!