Laura
France
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
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Carrikins 8
I think you got yourself a keeper mate
denbeste 3
It cleans itself.
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Carrikins 8
I think you got yourself a keeper mate
noto_fml 0
Agreed she doesn't see it now, but in the future his money saving ways will keep them afloat.
FMLshark 12
I'm pretty sure someone here on FML had your boyfriend as a roommate, OP. Must have been fun to realize the mouthwash was never running out and discovering bits of last night's dinner in it.
_ebbonyy 11
yuck that's so unsanitary :-(
Drigr 9
Did anyone else get a sense of dejavu reading this fml?
The_Hitdude 12
70-I sure as hell did. Maybe this is the roomate's girlfriend?
888pickles888 4
That's just nasty
AssTard 15
Mouthwash really isn't that expensive...
Hed_Hunter 2
You're hot.
Cherice123 8
Yeah... A keeper...
denbeste 3
It cleans itself.
alpaquette91 9
Very valid points 2 and ops boyfriend have ....
Mommyof2_91 10
Oh, yum. Wait til he comes across a chunk in his mouthwash :)
NuTrees 9
Haha, gross.
Dr0reos 8
Yeah plus mouthwash is as expensive as gold. Well atleast thats what my dentist keeps telling me,ohhh well*spits out tooth*
th4m4ster 6
nasty... get your own bottle and dont let him use it
cayytee 0
make sure you buy your own condoms too...
VictoriaSchultz 8
and floss... o.O
danielwilliams57 6
How old is he?
danielwilliams57 6
And probably old enough to buy his own bottle!
connerwonner 7
At 96- why did you ask a question you had an answer to?
charmanderCHAR 5
It was obviously rhetorical, 105.
moonlight6654 6
Buy a cheaper kind
murdersquirrel 15
Yeah, except that mouth wash is already cheap.
olpally 33
What a cheap bf you have... I wonder how cheap he really is when it comes to taking you out to dinner or buying anything else for that matter... Fyl indeed
allskollfukurmom 2
And this is why women are single because they're materialistic
MizzErikaHart 8
No, that's not why.
skyeyez9 25
A friend of mine is single cause she will ignore every man unless he is in his 20s (she is 40) and looks like he could be a supermodel. Very picky....and may as well boy a box full of cats to keep her company if she expects a GQ model to ask her out.
The_Hitdude 12
65-Why then? Because they friend-zone all of good ones and date the douches, and then complain about why there aren't any gentlemen left? Please, I really want to know. Side note: I understand that not all women are like this, but a significant amount are.
capper44 18
I totally agree with #69 ... & would love to know y #65 ... Y!! Lol
Genoc123 5
Women are egotistic! If you want to bang them ask them about them and they will talk all night about themself
spekledworf 18
You say a woman's place is in the kitchen? Tell me more about how they friendzone you
diegoer 10
At least mouth wash is a really good germ killer ;)
LaughinStock 16
Ummm not if your spitting that shit back in; imagine food particles floating in there. :( I'm sorry Op.
TheGewt 7
At least he saves money.
Hamcons 1
That's awesome! You have kissed him all this time, so it shouldn't matter now. :)
Keevarou 17
I think the dentist appointment and new teeths are more expensive.. Tell him that.. Fyl indeed, he is just ridiculously cheep...:/ It's almost as to use a condom twice, or dental floss twice..
Pelreskovich 11
You've never used a condom twice?
Keevarou 17
Never had the need to :)
bamababy2011 12
"teeths"? Teeth is already plural