Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I returned home to my girlfriend after being away for 6 weeks of work. I decided to take a shower and change before having a nice dinner with her. Without looking I grabbed a random pair of jeans from my closet to put on. They were Levis. I don't own or wear any Levis. FML
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
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georgia_fml 0
I'd go shove it on her chest. Oh well, she sounds funny :P
Chaith 16
Make your way to electronics in the nearest department store.. swipe a kiddy game for $7.99 or so.. Next time you see her with a low cut top, put the 'Early Childhood' sticker between. Lolol
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ssnickel 0
There's a difference between a joke and a true FML. I think it was supposed to be FUNNY. Lighten up.
inside_joke 0
if you really want to get to her, put an XS sticker on one of her boobs and a M on the other.
kellster 2
Lol! Your gf is a little bit mean, and a lot funny. If she minded your extra-small boy parts, I'm sure she wouldn't still be with you. Meanwhile, if you wear extra-small pants, is it really a huge surprise to learn that you have a teeny little penis? Or was it just that it was a burn to discover that your gf is also aware of this? Or did you just not like that she pointed it out? Take it as a compliment: she just say, "you have a tiny penis, and yet I'm still your girlfriend". You could even take it as an ego boost, rather than feel insulted by it. She knows and she doesn't mind. Win!
Mimi22_fml 0
say bye bye to her..... if she in any way loved u then that shouldn't matter
toosoonbreh 0
HAHAHAHAHA! She's honest, and witty I might say.
razzumfrazzum 0
Ms. Tarynkd, what you've just said... is one the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point... in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having to read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your immortal soul >:D OP: look at this way, you may have a tiny penis, but your ******** is HUGE lol Learn to take a joke dude, it's not that deep.....Oh wait, That's what she said :D
Phantom13 3
To #60 Hun...the clit is WAY lower than that... I can't even BEGIN to tell you how many things are wrong with what you just said....to quote little Bill O'riley from Spike Ferriston, "I have so many things to yell about that my head is about to explode!!" Just where the HELL did you take Sex Ed? Did you even take it to begin with?! Seriously, you didn't need to state that you've never had sex....a normal person can tell that you've never even seen a penis...much less your own ******... Epic fail hun....I actually feel sorry for you. :(
Phantom13 3
To #128 Sir, you just made my day. Thank you for putting a smile on my face for such a well written critisizim regarding virgin ignorance. Good day to you! :D
Avaquin 0
you are incredibly STUPID. thanks for giving me a good laugh though :)
qwerty105 0
lololololololololololololol