Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I returned home to my girlfriend after being away for 6 weeks of work. I decided to take a shower and change before having a nice dinner with her. Without looking I grabbed a random pair of jeans from my closet to put on. They were Levis. I don't own or wear any Levis. FML
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
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georgia_fml 0
I'd go shove it on her chest. Oh well, she sounds funny :P
Chaith 16
Make your way to electronics in the nearest department store.. swipe a kiddy game for $7.99 or so.. Next time you see her with a low cut top, put the 'Early Childhood' sticker between. Lolol
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Comments (180)
scdog 0
I see only 2 FMLs here: That you have no sense of humor and that you are a scrawny little twig desperately in need of a sandwich.
conformingsucks 0
Skinny dudes are hot. And, I'm probably MUCH younger than you, and even I know that it's ******** and that it's on the outside. Since you're a virgin, don't pretend you know everything about sex...
oblong127 0
find a xxxl sticker andstick it on her crotch.
nessa1biblow2 0
omg that girl has got to go!!!
twin_sister 0
AHAHA! that made my day
MetalCraze 11
so it's she is a bad person for telling you the truth about your penis size? YDI for not being able to deal with reality and for not realising this girl is with you DESPITE the flaws in your teeny tiny anatomy. I would dump you for being a whiny pussy who caN'T TAKE A JOKE.
Leaveittosteven 0
Jeans... XS... Were you shopping in a children's clothing store or something? My jeans are 32x32, not some combination of letters.
drdrcapone 0
Don't listen to this idiot, he's obviously trying to make up for the fact that he was either abused as a kid, or has a small penis too. Or if it's a chick, she's ugly. Probably a man though, a man who lives in the basement of his mother's house and/or has never gotten laid enjoyably.
sdr_fml 0
What the hell XS? Are you like 10? When I buy pants I look at numbers not letters...
kuntageous 0
Wow fyl
nijntje 0
at least you're skinny :P