Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Poor excuse
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Neverending cycle
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
How rude
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
Clothes Shire horse
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight after I asked him repeatedly to tell his daughter to stop wearing my clothes. She stretches them out and has busted seams. The last straw was when she broke the heels on my very expensive shoes. I'm not being mean, she’s a size 14 and I’m a 6. FML
Silver linings
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Online shopping strikes again
Today, after saving up for a beautiful new dress to wear to my partner's 30th birthday party, it finally arrived in the post. I tried the dress on and the stitching instantly ripped, leaving two big holes in it. Turns out I'm no longer a size 8. FML
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infantrygirl 0
I'm a moron. That is all.
Haelous 0
@OP You shouldn't expect your SO to put in any more effort than you do. If you're chunky too then you're just as much at fault. @18 That makes him a borderline hypocrite. If he's going to complain about it he could at least buy healthy food for you and possibly work out with you.
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greenman_fml 0
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drop that bitch before she eats you
litbit12 0
What the hell Just because she gained some weight dose not mean she's not worthy of him or any one
Vw108 0
Screw You.
infantrygirl 0
I'm a moron. That is all.
taracm 0
size four isn't anorexic... being healthy isn't a bad thing and I'd appreciate you not insulting people with different weight.
brittanyg93 0
I'm a size for and that's RECOVERING from anorexia, thanks asshole.
REFLEXED 7
Size twelve is normal....... considering that a lot of Americans are overweight lol
worthbeads 0
Would you be happy if you had a boyfriend and his penis size shrank from 7 inches to 3 inches?
enphinitie 20
Any drastic weight change in a small amount of time is definitely not normal or healthy. And size 12 is a bit over weight just because the average American size tends to be higher doesn't mean that the definition of overweight changes as well. Such a large change in body size could be a sign of current or lead up to future health issues.
lucyy123 14
I'm size 0 but I'm not anorexic.....
MrCatman1125 2
You look it...
mimirod94 0
You must be ignorant an pathetic to think size 4 is anorexic. I'm size 2 and perfectly healthy. Some people gain weight easily and some just have a fast metabolism, get over yourself.
Peacelove0404 26
Being size 12 doesn't mean a person is overweight. I'm 5'9" and a size 12. That doesn't make me overweight, does it?
natsaysheyyy 16
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Size 12 is not normal, it's called being fat. Unless this girl is like almost six feet, she is overweight, which is not only unattractive, but also unhealthy. Obviously, part of the reason he is with is because he is attracted to her. Is that the biggest reason or only reason? No, so it doesn't make him a pig. Are you telling me you are not physically attracted in any way to your lover? It's definitely an FHL if he doesn't like fat chicks. God, I'm so tired of people pretending to be only interested in a person's personality. If someone is shit ugly and makes you gag every time you look at them, you will NOT date them. We are all at least a little shallow; the only difference with some people is that they are too embarrassed to admit it. Get over yourself and off your high horse! You do NOT only appreciate inner beauty. And for the record, anyone who is under a size 5 is not anorexic. I am a size 3 and I can eat four pounds of seafood in one meal. It's just that I go to the gym regularly and run to stay fit. Maybe this guy's girlfriend should try it sometime.
mim777 4
im size a twelve and im really.sensitive about my weight so i don't appreciate your comment ^ and no not everyone is shallow just because you are doesn't mean everyone is
toughchick14 15
Size 4 is not anorexic I'm a double 00, but I'm only 5 feet tall and only 14 years old. So, you need to seriously chill because going up 8 sizes is not health even if 12 is normal. Just because OP is complaining about his girlfriend's weight doesn't mean he doesn't love her. Can you honest say there is nothing that bugs you about you're partner (or past partners)? You need to back off 15.
justmyswag 9
Everybody brings looks into consideration. If you say you don't, you're lying. Of course, they aren't everything, but they do matter.
dangermouse2990 19
Hey now, I wear a 2 and I don't look anorexic. An 8 size increase in pants size is quite extreme.
lmngrl889 14
I agree...this is mean! FHL for dating someone who's complaining on a public website for the sole purpose of making fun of her. ugh
viau 13
lol i guess my gf would be mad!
probablyeatin 13
Are we talking about American sizes or English sizes? In England size 12 is slim and size 4 is practically unheard of so it depends
meganl_fml 0
im going with comment 13. my boyfriend has complained ive gained weight not fat but chubby but he never wants to go out with me. he also wants to eat fast food and constantly buying me choclate and sodas when i ask him not too.
Haelous 0
@OP You shouldn't expect your SO to put in any more effort than you do. If you're chunky too then you're just as much at fault. @18 That makes him a borderline hypocrite. If he's going to complain about it he could at least buy healthy food for you and possibly work out with you.
LoLoLo_fml 0
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How shallow!! I agree with #15!! If you only want her for her body do her a favour and leave her now. Size 12 used to be classed as normal it's only as times have changed that it is getting more popular to be thinner than that.. the only way that can be abnormal is if she put that weight on very quickly.. if she didn't and is happy and healthy you have no right to complain, it's her freaking body to do what she wants with, being size 4 is way more unhealthy than size 12, that is anorexic!!
brittni13 0
I'm a 3/4 and I'm farrr from anorexic.. That's just rude. Not that there's anything wrong with being a 12 but to go from a 4 to a 12 is a big change.
salsera13 7
How do you think comments like yours make people feel when they are naturally thin and a size 4? There are people like that you know, who are perfectly healthy but just happen to be very small. There are also people who eat right and work very hard to be small, and there's nothing anorexic about them. Calling everyone who's a size smaller than 12 anorexic is mean and petty, not to mention completely untrue. It's just as offensive as calling someone who's a size 12 fat.
Rocker_grunty 5
yea, and you wanna talk about being rude, there's nothing wrong with a size 4...you can't get mad at someone for saying a size 12 is fat and then go say that a size 4 is anorexic.
mim777 4
i think that mabye people should just accept people for who they are - if your girlfriend is happy with her weight then good for her, if she isn't you should support her. Same goes for everyone - size twelve is normal for some people just as size 4 is normal for others. and why should it matter how much you weigh as long as you are happy with yourself then there is no problem !. :) (sorry if there are spelling/ grammar mistakes)
andiesaur 18
/size 0-4 depending on brand and not anorexic
Kurliez408 32
4 IS NOT ANOREXIC! Makes me so mad reading comments like yours. ''thin'' does not equal anorexic or bulimic or any other eating disorder. It can just be thin. I'm a size 4 and at a normal weight for my height and it's comments like yours that had me crying myself to sleep when I was thinner and underweight (not anorexic nimrod) and enrage me when I hear them now.
Kat_MS 0
There are plenty of size 4s who -aren't- anorexic...but that's besides the point >_>. Either extreme is no good, obviously.. @14 - Sure it is. But I do know firsthand of guys that take their girlfriends out to fast food places all the time, and constantly buy chips/chocolates for them :P. Its a bit hypocritical if they're the ones concerned about their girlfriend's weights.
casanova_fml 0
#2: **** that. That time spent in the bedroom can be a hell of a lot more exercise than sleeping. #13, #the-rest-of-you... any drastic change in weight is extremely unhealthy. size 4-12 is crazy. there is something going on. medication, inactivity on both parts, or just plain laziness, it needs to be corrected. #31. damn straight. the girl pays for her own clothes unless you request something or decide to give her a gift. get to the gym with her, or roll her down a hill. first option will help, second would be entertaining.
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
I thought he meant he bought her size 4 clothing and it doesn't fit... >.> You know thinking she was that size, making him not an ass hole... Was I wrong?
hippyjesus 0
Man, I've been there. It will never go back to normal. You may want to cut and run now. My ex did the same thing and no diet or any kind of exercise worked. She just got bigger.
AlazaeMarlene 10
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mexican_love10 2
Ass
TheOrpheus 0
ouch from 4 to 12.