Today, I went to take out my NuvaRing. To my surprise, I couldn’t find it. I’ve had unprotected sex almost every day this month. I don’t know when it fell out. FML
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Top comments
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
YDI. I had one, as a young teen. I was still responsible enough to check it every few days, especially before I had sex. You ALWAYS need to check.
RichardPencil 32
My guess would be nine months before your baby is born.
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Comments (14)
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
YDI. I had one, as a young teen. I was still responsible enough to check it every few days, especially before I had sex. You ALWAYS need to check.
RichardPencil 32
My guess would be nine months before your baby is born.
Jaymail 19
You’ve always wanted to be a Mother. Right? No time like the present! :)
bobsanction 18
This is the problem with birth control. The people that need it most always manage to screw it up.
ojoRojo 27
In OP’s defense, the Nuva Ring is designed so that you *don’t* have to check it often, but it’s still good to check sometimes. I hope you’re not pregnant OP...and now you know to make sure you’re putting it in properly and to check it once in a while.
bloopaloop 27
You ma’am have a sloppy ******.
EmDizzle2007 28
you do know the ring doesn't protect against STD/I's, right?
Sara Waterhouse 5
Yes I know
spinspinsugar 12
that's why I'd rather stick to the pill.
Susan Yee 9
Well, hope u lost it right after your ovulation.
Paul Rushing 21
Time to buy a crib