Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, my brother found out that getting pulled over is technically getting arrested. Almost on cue, we got pulled over because my dad doesn't realize that "stop at a Stop sign" doesn't mean "slow down to a crawl, then go." My brother then started yelling, "WE'RE BEING ARRESTED!" At least the cop thought it was funny. FML
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
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Top comments
bredahl 26
Make your brother pay for the ticket.
JustForRetorts 13
What the hell was going through his mind to make such a dumbass remark??
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Comments (78)
Silverien 4
Why is he being told he deserves it? The FML isn't the speeding or the cop. It's the asshole brother and he does not deserve that. FYL.
slipstreak 10
And THAT is the moment you quickly drive off whilst banging your brother's head against the window.
jaris360 13
Why is this a YDI
pseud0nym 13
I don't get why this has so many YDIs. You, in fact, do not deserve an idiot brother screwing you over.
Nat52482 25
Don't see how the op deserves this...that's his brother's fault for being a dumbass. Definitely make him pay for that ticket...
ThepurpleCow 19
Step one. Stop clicking ydi for her asshole brother being an asshole. And two. Speeding happens all the damn time. Get over it!
Nymeria_fml 25
They are not clicking on YDI because of OP's brother, but because OP was speeding. It doesn't matter if "speeding happens all the damn time", it's still an offense you get a ticket for. How difficult is that to understand?
Silverien 4
The FML isn't about the speeding though. It's the asshole brother getting OP in trouble for absolutely no reason. If OP was being a jerk, then it would be a YDI. But he wasn't and neither was the cop. That's why it's a FYL. The brother was just being an asshole. And no one likes an asshole.
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
#102, the FML is about OP's idiot brother and what he said, not about OP receiving a ticket. It'd make very little sense at all for anybody to be clicking 'YDI' because OP was speeding, since OP isn't complaining about that. Your logic is a bit flawed.
redstone7693 29
I don't get why people said that you deserved this. It is sort of your idiot brothers fault. I had a chuckle at this one
JKPwnage 27
How the hell does OP deserve that?!
alicat13 12
Baseball bat and his head!
tinytitan98 11
Your brother is an idiot