Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML
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Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, my brother found out that getting pulled over is technically getting arrested. Almost on cue, we got pulled over because my dad doesn't realize that "stop at a Stop sign" doesn't mean "slow down to a crawl, then go." My brother then started yelling, "WE'RE BEING ARRESTED!" At least the cop thought it was funny. FML
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
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Top comments
bredahl 26
Make your brother pay for the ticket.
JustForRetorts 13
What the hell was going through his mind to make such a dumbass remark??
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Comments (78)
kelsorg 21
should've drove off before he had the chance go walk back to you. gotta be quicker than that
stripepanther 10
Yeah and he'd just chase after you and charge you a heftier fine and ticket for attempting to evade a ticket. Real smart there
Dawminator 16
How come people are saying OP deserves it?
NiceGuysDoWin 21
Probably because he was speeding - so therefore deserved the ticket. Not that I agree with them, but it's the only logical reason to vote YDI.
weveallbeenthere 30
your brother is an asshole. the officer is just doing his job.
princessofthedrk 13
I know why some people are clicking YDI, but how many of those people speed themselves? I won't click it cuz I'm a speeder and have had more than several tickets. However, my brother would have gotten a thorough backhand for saying that.
rocker_chick23 27
I clicked YDI and I have never been given a speeding ticket.
princessofthedrk 13
Ok but you're admitting that you speed. Just haven't been caught. IMO I think more than a few people on here have sped at one point or another
rocker_chick23 27
My husband drives me. If I don't drive, how can I get a ticket?
DA14573 6
I'd have to explain to the officer that unfortunately I'm about to commit assault and battery on my brother.
lulinator 40
What is with the animosity towards the police? Don't break the damn law, and you won't have to deal with them. Generally speaking.
QueenofWheels 13
Well the fact they got the ticket after the brother comment proves the brother was right but should have said after the cop was gone.
lulinator 40
Your logic confuses me. The cop deserves to be called names because he let the OP off with a warning? Even if he did give the ticket instead of the warning, the OP deserved it because he was breaking the law, speeding.
QueenofWheels 13
No my point is he cares more about being called names then he does about somebody breaking the law.
TanzWolf 26
How does OP deserve this?
MortenM 17
Speeding perhaps?
QueenofWheels 13
I wouldn't give him a ride for a month and would make him pay the ticket
bigbob92 6
The passenger being a smart ass always makes it worse on the driver.
MisterGasMoney 16
Step 1: Turn to brother. Step 2: Punch the asshole in the face.