Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
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Someone_somewere 7
hahahahahahaha that's what you get YDI
Eternity_fml 0
Karma's a bitch.
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Comments (138)
Someone_somewere 7
hahahahahahaha that's what you get YDI
easylazy 0
Ha I love the random detail that it was a MOTORCYCYCLE cop which adds nothing to the FML
qwerty475 0
karma sucks doesn't it?
anoymousjoe 0
u guys are so ******* COOL. reply to the first comment so u can get to the top. i am saying this on behalf of the thousands of fml members, take a step back and literally **** YOUR OWN Face, k thanks.. and YDI
soul3n 0
and #97 does it himself while saying bad thigns to the rest of the repliers. Fail. On the subject though, OP: you're stupid, be more patient. I'm sure that you'll get to your bar for your drinky-poo in time.
nicelyjohnson 0
This isn't even an FML. This is just stupid. Remember when FML's weren't whiney or had YDI written all over them? Those were the days...
JarJarBinks_fml 0
#97 has a valid point, and I believe he was replying to the idiots who reply to #1, that's why his/her post is that high up. So, the people who shot #97 down are actually fools. If you're that desperate to get your comment noticed, make a good one. Otherwise, stfu up and stay at the bottom
christopherlove 0
I completely agree with 97. I downvote people who do that.
3rdDegree 0
I have a friend who drives like that. She's going to get pulled over and im going to laugh my ass off.
trollskitroll 0
Karma's a bitch. YDI x 100.
samerty7 0
im on top
Eternity_fml 0
Karma's a bitch.
seb12992 0
Indeed it is. And LOL at the guy you flipped off honking and waving. That made my day.
seenpyro 0
he's probably gonna go bone the librarians daughter;D
bluevayero 42
and a big one indeed
laReve 0
thats why you don't speed, idiot.
harmony88 0
Seriously... everybody knows speeding is illegal, but some do it anyway... everybody thinks it's okay to speed to pass someone... but the law states that even when passing a slower driver, the speed limit must not be exceeded.
TessIsabella 0
#126, I guess you're just a reckless fool who doesn't realise what speeding can do. Learn the law.
Parkie 0
dumbass
wickidsmaht 0
you're all a bunch of idiots.
Lisimal 7
Well ain´t that a bitch!?!
thabeast 0
yeah...
shaniqualee 2
Hahaha abortion face.
SomeGuy1234 0
Hey there was a cop around when you need one.
suckager 0
Slow and steady wins the race, remember that asshole.
trollskitroll 0
You're a dumb **** for having the name organizedchaos bitch.
dragonshit 0
Owned.
qwerty475 0
PWN3D not owned
pineapple648 5
ur name is hilarious
papertigers_fml 0
AHHH i just LOVE when i see someone being an asshole on the road and a little while later i see them getting a ticket. SOOO SATISFYING :)
bawpo 2
Yeah, because the guy going super slow wasn't being an asshole? FYI you can get ticketed for going too slow also.
SammyS2012 21
He might not have been going slow; everyone in Miami is convinced that driving the speed limit means that you're slow. It might be the same situation with this guy.
thatonekid2010 0
YDI for driving.
freedoggy77 0
what the hell? are you one of those weirdos who think by driving we are harming the environment or something like that? dumb***... and OP, owned! lol