Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, my brother found out that getting pulled over is technically getting arrested. Almost on cue, we got pulled over because my dad doesn't realize that "stop at a Stop sign" doesn't mean "slow down to a crawl, then go." My brother then started yelling, "WE'RE BEING ARRESTED!" At least the cop thought it was funny. FML
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
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Top comments
bredahl 26
Make your brother pay for the ticket.
JustForRetorts 13
What the hell was going through his mind to make such a dumbass remark??
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Comments (78)
Liiiiiiiiike 15
Was he dropped on his head or does he have turrets?
Liiiiiiiiike 15
Thanks
marieeecc 9
Your brother must not like you lol
rockman808 9
Dumb ass brother. I would of kick his ass to the curb. Never insult the law!
CurlyQute 17
So your brother's reaction to the cop being nice was to be an asshole to him... Your brother is asshole
TanzWolf 26
Make him walk home!
CFB_FRS 27
How can someone vote YDI? It's not OPs fault their brother is a moron...
rocker_chick23 27
Because OP shouldn't have been speeding in the first place.
CFB_FRS 27
Ah, yes.. Sorry I didn't read the full FML at first..
Lawfire 11
That's the first sentence of the FML
bunny409 14
screw cops and the courts....i got just one speeding ticket and i have to take a drivers improvent class and take 200 bucks out of my vacation money. Life sucks. FOL
GoodOptions 12
You sound like a basic model human.
xoteeshaox 22
I hit YDI, because you shouldn't have been speeding in the first place.
xoteeshaox 22
That does not mean to say that the brother did was ok. He's an asshole.
penguin_bitchez 15
your brother is a ******* idiot
slyde32 12
why are so many people saying op deserves it? for the cop to let him off suggests that op was only going a little bit over the speed limit, and who here can say they haven't sped a little with out noticing?