Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Club Tropicana
Today, I forgot to take my phone out of my bathing suit pocket before I went into the pool. It's not a high-end phone, so that's not why FML. The FML part is because I was on vacation, didn't have internet access, and the phone has no external memory card, so all the pictures I took while on vacation are lost. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
I'll call you!
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Losing my mind
Today, I checked my jacket pocket for my smartphone, all while still holding my smartphone. FML
On the run
Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML
Mowed down
Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Surf's Up
Today, as I was strapping my boogie board to my wrist, a wave slammed the board right into my crotch. Hard. FML
What are the chances?
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Top comments
Crazynocatlady 22
Surfs you right for not checking your pockets.
kinky44 28
Wave goodbye to your phone.
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Comments (113)
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Happened to me at least twice, FYL OP.
mz135 12
That happened to me. My friend pushed me in... -.-
Dawminator 16
Happen to me twice two. I had my phone for a week until I broke another phone
Maddiiee3011 13
#28 you need a Nokia
mpkpm 19
You both deserved it.
amandam21 9
It happens to all of us
music_is_life22 12
Your friend pushed you on to a surfboard then you caught some waves? Sweet!
gmian 34
One of the few perks of surfing in cold water is that you always need a wetsuit, so that sort of thing won't happen.
_parth 20
Life proof case
cryssycakesx3 23
#20, so that didn't happen to you at all then?
schhichick 14
Just because she was not on a board does not mean it was not a similar situation! Both she and OP accidently got their phones wet while enjoying the water!
cryssycakesx3 23
you don't have to explain things like a moron.
thesmeagol 22
I don't think #20 was enjoying the water if they were pushed into it
schhichick 14
You don't have to be rude
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
If it makes any of you feel better, you're beating my uncle on this one. He's jumped into the pool with at least 4 phones.
pitapizzaparty 18
#85 ...she said she got pushed in she didn't actually get in purposely so i highly doubt she was enjoying the water before she realized her phone got wet ..
cwrocker 14
dang! FYL
Crazynocatlady 22
Surfs you right for not checking your pockets.
JJ_86 22
There there, don't put more Salt in OP's pain. OP, don't go overBOARD and blame yourself too much. It could happen to anyone. SEA if you can get it fixed or get a new one.
uglyheadedbitch 20
That was good until you came along.
JJ_86 22
Haha. sorry about that. I was feeling pretty proud I came up with three puns. Failed! FML
cryssycakesx3 23
but for poor OP, he'll be board without his phone. he's gonna have to wave to his friends in person.
GetDuped 11
Stahp.
tucansamTommyG 12
Tide to remember not to do that next time
TheTragicTruth06 8
Guess this would be a time to invest in a lifeproof case for possible future misfortunes when you get a new phone?
Googolman 29
Or maybe he could simply take it upon himself to check his pockets before contacting water...?
Brandi_Faith 34
I have a lifeproof case but I still wouldn't want to take it out in the water, especially where it's deep, like where he's surfing, and where he could easily drop it and not get it back. I'd stick with checking the pockets before you go or maybe have a plan to always leave it in the car.
cryssycakesx3 23
ziploc bags are wonderful if around a pool or what have you.
schhichick 14
Ziploc bags are very easily punctured. I would recommend getting an underwater case for situations like pools etc....
cryssycakesx3 23
well I don't know what you're doing in your pool but they work just fine.
schhichick 14
Well there are some pool toys that could easily rip a Ziploc bag.
kinky44 28
Wave goodbye to your phone.
kc_bbg15 14
Budum tiss
cryssycakesx3 23
what did the one ocean say to the other? nothing they just waved... sea how I did that...
football98_fml 20
You better start surfing for a new phone
XxMacxX 4
That's why I have a Lifeproof case. sucks to be you OP.
pugpuggy 21
In case you go surfing and have your phone in your pocket? That's why I have one too.
Pesticides 19
I feel your pain dude. hopefully that rice trick works with saltwater!
lmelendez 7
Actually op should rinse phone in clean water since the salt will destroy the innards. After that rice for two days. Hope it works.
ariiewilliams 17
You should look into getting a Lifeproof case
ohSNAPyall 27
Def read that first line with "smurfing."
nlm92 15
Damnnnn maybe try putting it in a bowl of rice. I hear that sometimes works. After a few rides though? I'm not so sure. Worth a try though. Fyl OP that sucks!