Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, my brother found out that getting pulled over is technically getting arrested. Almost on cue, we got pulled over because my dad doesn't realize that "stop at a Stop sign" doesn't mean "slow down to a crawl, then go." My brother then started yelling, "WE'RE BEING ARRESTED!" At least the cop thought it was funny. FML
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
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Top comments
bredahl 26
Make your brother pay for the ticket.
JustForRetorts 13
What the hell was going through his mind to make such a dumbass remark??
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Comments (78)
jacob2332 9
I don't know why YDI is greatly higher; it's not op's fault. Your brother's kinda stupid for doing that.
rocker_chick23 27
The reason OP is getting more YDI's is because he broke the law since he was speeding.
JullaBean 10
How did they deserve this?
rocker_chick23 27
Maybe it's the fact that OP broke the law by speeding.
davincidasecond 24
Oh, come off it ... If we're going to condemn OP for speeding we might as well be doing the same for the majority of people on the road. Almost no one always follows speed limits.
soulreaper12296 28
But he wouldn't have gotten the ticket if his brother kept his mouth shut.
JullaBean 10
The officer didn't give them a ticket. Their brother is what caused the FML. So it wasn't exactly their fault.
jonnypoopsies 3
I hear wal mart is having a sale on garbage bags and bleach (;
soulreaper12296 28
That seems unfair to give you a ticket for what your brother said.
QueenofWheels 13
cops aren't fair
GoodOptions 12
People who make comments like you just did about cops not being fair implies that you break the law so much that you expect to work out a deal or compromise with authority, and when you don't, you bitch and whine as if its their fault.
TakDatWitU 9
There is nothing worst than having a loud mouth jackass for a brother.
worldclassrager 41
The problem is that you are a boy as well...did your brother want you to have a ticket? I could hear him saying that if you got a ticket
travislemoine 7
Brother needs his ass kicked
sjbartholome 14
I would have beaten the ******* shit out of your brother. The nice cop would had to of taken me away to jail!
FordTough 11
If he was my brother, I would have left him right there by the side of the road!
vikky538 29
may be your brother called out his own name...