Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML
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Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, my brother found out that getting pulled over is technically getting arrested. Almost on cue, we got pulled over because my dad doesn't realize that "stop at a Stop sign" doesn't mean "slow down to a crawl, then go." My brother then started yelling, "WE'RE BEING ARRESTED!" At least the cop thought it was funny. FML
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
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Top comments
bredahl 26
Make your brother pay for the ticket.
JustForRetorts 13
What the hell was going through his mind to make such a dumbass remark??
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Comments (78)
Garnetshaddow 30
That brother is an idiot. Everybody knows that you don't say "******* pig" until you're on the way with the windows up. OP should refuse to drive his sorry ass anywhere until he pays for the ticket.
laden_swallow09 35
Or, y'know, NOT say it at all?
lina21 12
First wack your brother silly. Then make him pay for the ticket, and never take him anywhere ever again. He'll like walking
xvrhdez 5
Love how the pasanger is responsability of the driver.
dabears1011234 27
Your brother sounds like he is bought to get knocked out
Driv3r001 8
I would of gotten 2 fines that day.
thatguynamedsky 32
why did he deserve this? it was his BROTHER
Osyx 20
Can't see why there are so much YDI, really it was his brother who was an effin' a-hole not the OP. I agree with the others, shove the ticket over to your brother, he's the one who deserves it.
tianyiwei 17
I would've knocked some sense into him on the spot
kingoftheawkward 5
I would have choked him out right in that seat.
newyorkcityguy 9
You children have autism. "YDI for having an asshole brother" Um, what?
hannah522 1
Autism isn't an insult, you know. So why use it as one? Do you just not care how hateful that is to people like me, who actually have an autism-spectrum disorder?