Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML
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Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML
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GreyJedi 10
I guess that means he thinks you're one in a minion.
TheBitchSlayer 12
If your love means minions to him you are the most important and greatest thing in his life
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Comments (122)
PandaSmile 24
Leave him immediately.
General_Cool 24
You are really stupid.
devildog562 33
I swear I thought you were with a minion in your photo. That would have been epic. Stop minion discrimination.
TheKingKen 22
Damn. What did the minions do to you?
fakedsincerity 32
It appears FML is full of minion-lovers. I got my eye on you all. >.>
DaRito 25
Screw minions, I can't go on any social media for 5 minutes without seeing a quoted minion created by some grandma.
devildog562 33
@14 Those bananas can do some permanent damage to some girls... Damn the mods took out the guy before me and now my last comment makes no sense...
BlueHorizons 8
This was very clearly sarcasm. Smh at all the down votes.
abattior 18
Guess we know why you are single..
DFMLharsh 20
#2 Boyfriend didn't say i love you Leave him immediately?
Welshite 40
That minion is the first of many. Embrace your villainhood.
menja 29
What's wrong with minions? Minions are smart, loyal, loving and so much more!
hellnosucka 27
Self praise doesn't count.
Stillalex_fml 7
We don't explain to people
danceinconverse 25
**** you and your bananas.
nfedrichy 20
Minions are taking over.
menja 29
Swanson! It's expected of you to be a cynic. Sadly you're not evil enough to be considdered an appropriate villain to work for, or you'd know just how wonderful minions really are.
PePziNL 20
They are also annoying and EVERYWHERE.
sstahpp 33
What message came with the minion?? Because shit..some of those are tear jerkers.
Mauskau 36
I hope it was the purple one with funny teeth that looks like it's thinking "ugh, come on", the same face we pull when our mum is too busy talking when you want to leave.
sstahpp 33
Haha I'd use the purple one as a break up message :D
BumpkinsBigBash 8
god your pathetic
TheBitchSlayer 12
If your love means minions to him you are the most important and greatest thing in his life
kingnothing123x 11
Just one minion says it all Hun he's a creepy ?
General_Cool 24
What are you even trying to say?
mds9986 24
9- nobody may ever know.
Miss_Chevious 37
"chubejo...love!!" banana language says it all
danceinconverse 25
No. No it does not. That's literally the ******* point.
sstahpp 33
42..you're a very uphappy person,aren't you?
iceykiller 8
Maybe his name is Bob and then that would make him KING BOB
GreyJedi 10
I guess that means he thinks you're one in a minion.
HighasaCloud 46
Get out.
failedgamer01 20
I think it means he wants to give you his banana ;)
danceinconverse 25
I may hate minions, but that was good.
Rented_eyebrows 18
Banana? Bananananaa!